Tip: don’t bite frogs

So our internet has been down all day...

U-uncle Aaron?

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

I feel this on a spiritual level

Happy Taco Tuesday!

Droog! I thought you returned to your home planet

I broke FaceApp

Right angled drill bits. For those hard to reach places!

Simon says ;

Shopping.....

This kid is a genuis: Utahns call cops on kid selling "ICE COLD root BEER" outside LDS Church

Those sneaky alligators

History professor teaching life lessons

Its not wrong

Alien pussy > Democracy

My brain exactly

woosh

Franky killed him

Oh dear...

They see me rollin'... They hatin'

Free Bill

Surprisingly, this is in Tennessee not Florida.

Makes me feel old

I was trying to take a picture of my sleeping cat but I ended up scaring her instead.

Momma boat nursing her young

Way to go, Jerry!

Cool moon camp fire.

A joke decades in the making

Nice hair grandpa

He'll grow them... again. rrrrrr

Good luck boys!

FAST AND FURIOUS 50

Gilbert Gottfried's son and Penn Jillette's son are friends. Guess which one is which.

Hold me, hold me, or else.......

Thank Mr stark

What the.....??

Need backup!

Time travelers man

Don’t rush to judge

Breakup hurts more?

We’re coming for you.

Batman needs some alone time.

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Jokes on her

Strange Planet series 4

The Next Great Augmented Reality Game

He most certainly did...

The sim is lagging, textures not loading properly

insecurity guard

Amazon review for a gaming keyboard

Well placed defibrillator

They are already moving to a different place, it's too late now.

Maybe if I put it under my wig they wouldn’t notice it...

"You're getting drowsy, your eyelids are getting heavy, sleeeeeeeep"

That parental sense

I'm already inside

a lesson for u folks.

Igloo Igloo. A direct result of global warming.

it did lead to this

Design 100

Never fails

jesus

Approach life vivaciously

One guy had huge mussels and the other guy was floundering.

Being part of an origin story sucks ass.

Found this gem at my local dog park.

a true hero

So this is how we get notified

Just use your imagination

his alchemy skills could be useful

Our employees are standing by..

Damn that would be annoying!

Dating is going well thank you for asking

Free your mind for a minute

DJ KHALED! Another one.

I guess God loves you the most

It's just Scrat

Swiggity swooty I'm coming for some alien booty

We need this man right now.

Get rich quick scheme

Buried Deep

Noticed this yesterday in the Sunday comic strips.

It’s a good Juan.

Not running for anything....

They did it first

ok now the alien orgy will be epic

Today is my birthday. RIP youth.

where salvation Drake?

i went to comic con and cosplayed as dva let me know what you think

Good job, guys

you pulling your weight?

meme ?

Right in the sweet spot

Stay lazy friends.

Its fun to stay at the...

Fffuuuuuu..

Even the restless souls of the deceased know class when they see it

Haha got to bear the meat

ayy lamo