Our employees are standing by..

Damn that would be annoying!

Dating is going well thank you for asking

Free your mind for a minute

DJ KHALED! Another one.

I guess God loves you the most

It's just Scrat

Swiggity swooty I'm coming for some alien booty

We need this man right now.

Get rich quick scheme

Buried Deep

Noticed this yesterday in the Sunday comic strips.

It’s a good Juan.

Not running for anything....

They did it first

ok now the alien orgy will be epic

Today is my birthday. RIP youth.

where salvation Drake?

i went to comic con and cosplayed as dva let me know what you think

Good job, guys

you pulling your weight?

meme ?

Right in the sweet spot

Stay lazy friends.

Its fun to stay at the...

Fffuuuuuu..

Even the restless souls of the deceased know class when they see it

Haha got to bear the meat

ayy lamo

Everybody's here

Daddy come back

Ayy lmao

ITS A NICE MOVE

When the baby is less than a month old and parents decide to do a photoshoot..

Make sure you got your fishing license this year. They are getting real sneaky....

Smart Gumball

A Sequeal Storm

Yell louder

Bamboozled

It's nice to know Sarah Jessica Parker wears a helmet.

Shopping for baby monitors. I don’t think I can afford to power the one on the right.

There's nothing left there except Tupac and Elvis

You ask too many question puny hooman

Hanging with the buoys

I love you, and I miss you, hhhuuuuuuu

A New Word for Today

Need a hug? How about revenge, instead?

I need some hot shingles

The very first smartphone in the world

Seen today in Barcelona, lady parks in the underground.

We Finally Meet Again, Dark Knight

You may only enter this website if you are 18 years or older.

Yeah they can't stop us now

She got the *** outta there

The more ads, the less motivated to see it

Dude, she's hot, can't help myself...

Plane door be ballin

welp

Happy birthday to Dick.. Matt...

Oh sh*t just got real

Music puns

Just give it to your mom

When the old soap melds with the new...

Toetal misfortune

Science at its best!

Lawn mowing special forces

That's quite an assumption you've made there, Netflix

it’s a Volkswagen Beetle

Stuffed, in more than one way

Cardi B's music has a certain "quality"

Oh look its us

welp

Turns out The Joker got away!

interested

If you Liter in this town , you may have to explain yourself in quart.

If it is stupid but it works, it ain't stupid.

Heartbroken..

I'm joining

D for Disneyland...

The owner of Ukiyoe Small Museum in Kyoto definitely has got life figured out.

Do not be fooled

Thpider

A stunning eyewitness recount...

This is our ocean now

I guess you have to be a certain age

There's a photo of Dwayne Johnson in the rock section of this nature center I was in.

we're gold boys

he gona do it

Found this in a sign store, thought it was funny af and had to buy it. Feel like the dog is speaking directly to my spoiled pups

we need him to succeed

Always remember the first rule

Let’s see who’s behind THIS mask!

Gotta commit honorabru suddoku

Remember the battle

Loading screen tips be like

Comic by Scott Hilburn

Just my mom and aunt doing family things in Wales.

Car humor from a local quick lube.

Worth considering where doors go on your lettering

I would have giving my student a 100 automatically for this