Ohh Boy!

When, Germans tweet.

I do believe my Uber driver was watching porn just before he picked me and my mom up, paused it, and didn’t realize that his car’s display would betray him.

Sadly it's true

H̡̙̗̳̮̝E̳͈͙̭̫͕̱͢ ̪C͈̦OM̷̗Ẹ̹͇̝ͅȘ̗̻̬͝

Give us our land eh

As Forrest Gump had said:

Yes

But why would a sports commentator go to area 51?

Caught this very tall gentleman at the mall

Geologist humor

I need me some dank-ass space weed

Great example of why women live longer than men

John Cleese writes to a 14-year-old fan

Area 51 machine broke

hallelujah! you better abide to it!

Like pls leave

Welp

Checkmate

Oh yeah

KFC Lithuania has the best marketing strategies

Only the smartest will understand

Old habits ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Looks like a really tough diet to me >w>

Grandson: Grandpa tell me about your battlefield days, Grandpa: well son I used to leave whiskey at enemy frontlines

Low Rida

The truth is better than 12 stick figures

my country is so poor it even has low quality shadows

I let my white dog out after mowing the lawn.

Google managed to perfectly capture the spirit of Boston in one Street View photo.

Mike Tyson squares off against his toughest opponent yet

I'm not doing too bad...

Failed attempt

What you ordered online vs. what was delivered

So it was a lie ಠ_ಠ

He probably had to demonstrate it too

How I dressed as a kid vs. Kids these days

A review for a pho restaurant with perfect water

The face your belly makes when beer is coming

All it takes is one man

Not sure where this came from or who created it but it gave me a laugh

Hey Tom!

That's why it's always empty

Moving the evidence to AREA 52

Bored in class.exe

I kept aging the same photo to see what would happen...

But what about the snakes?

evil, right?

Never forget the guy who brought a sign to a Stevie Wonder concert

Oh wow...

I was going through my pictures and i found this from a while ago

Please do it right

Relic from the past

“I swear, babe, I’m at my grandmas. See?”

Local Army Surplus

get on the wednesday train my dudes!

me too

Disney’s really running out ideas

damn the US army has no chance now

A synopsis of this week...

misheard lyrics

Program Installation

don't be so cheap, I have kids to feed

Nic- wait what?

Bad joke

thighs > personality > face > ass > tits

same with cigarette smoke

oh neptune

I work at a call center. Whenever I get a particularly rude caller, I like to draw what they might look like. Here’s Lorraine from today:

xp 

Simply the best!

When actors grow old.

This *** will greet you wearing nothing but what nature gave her

I used the filter to make my son old and I can’t stop laughing

I don't know what to say about this

Fallout 76: I have money to waste

Thx guys

Not prego just fat.

I didnt do it

Unvaccinated kid trying the new grandpa face app.

   

Feels about this hot right now

Found at Pike's Place

Working in a building with 2000+ people, this is one of my favorite sights

based Yoda

ninjas in the parking lot talking shit probably.

Not so funny now, is it Mr. Satan?

Taxidermy For The Win!

Came across this review from “World’s Worst Mom”

Some authors just don't get it

Just tried to help

Bruh. Who you choking ?

Ah, the glory of Legos

thanks me later...

Teach’em young

First date vs two years into relationship

The Simpsons Predicting The Future As Usual...

Critics reviewing The Lion King remake.

For Meeeee!?!

Can't wait for the movie adaptation.