A synopsis of this week...

misheard lyrics

Program Installation

don't be so cheap, I have kids to feed

Nic- wait what?

Bad joke

thighs > personality > face > ass > tits

same with cigarette smoke

oh neptune

I work at a call center. Whenever I get a particularly rude caller, I like to draw what they might look like. Here’s Lorraine from today:

xp 

Simply the best!

When actors grow old.

This *** will greet you wearing nothing but what nature gave her

I used the filter to make my son old and I can’t stop laughing

I don't know what to say about this

Fallout 76: I have money to waste

Thx guys

Not prego just fat.

I didnt do it

Unvaccinated kid trying the new grandpa face app.

   

Feels about this hot right now

Found at Pike's Place

Working in a building with 2000+ people, this is one of my favorite sights

based Yoda

ninjas in the parking lot talking shit probably.

Not so funny now, is it Mr. Satan?

Taxidermy For The Win!

Came across this review from “World’s Worst Mom”

Some authors just don't get it

Just tried to help

Bruh. Who you choking ?

Ah, the glory of Legos

thanks me later...

Teach’em young

First date vs two years into relationship

The Simpsons Predicting The Future As Usual...

Critics reviewing The Lion King remake.

For Meeeee!?!

Can't wait for the movie adaptation.

So rude

Who asked you?

How to improve your Netflix experience

I used FaceApp to age Keanu Reeves.

I asked my boyfriend if he could pick me up tampons while I was at work and this is what I came home too.. This is why I am going to marry this man.

That's how my phone sees eclipse

Finally Learned How to Cut an Avocado Properly

Exclusive footage of Area 51 raid

Turtle Power!

Not today, vegans

Life could always be worse

destroyed...

Reason

It's football not soccer

Battle cry

Always opt for the window seat

Jar Jar Kinks

I'm sorry, little one

It's called creativity!!

Drew Carey is slowly turning into Bob Barker

Oh no karen

:'(

you win some, you lose some

my local grocery knows where it's at.

PC conception

Good ole New Orleans

You're next

I know where I'm going the next time I go on leave.

Moon Day is coming up

Jackass 4

lel

Tip: don’t bite frogs

So our internet has been down all day...

U-uncle Aaron?

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

I feel this on a spiritual level

Happy Taco Tuesday!

Droog! I thought you returned to your home planet

I broke FaceApp

Right angled drill bits. For those hard to reach places!

Simon says ;

Shopping.....

This kid is a genuis: Utahns call cops on kid selling "ICE COLD root BEER" outside LDS Church

Those sneaky alligators

History professor teaching life lessons

Its not wrong

Alien pussy > Democracy

My brain exactly

woosh

Franky killed him

Oh dear...

They see me rollin'... They hatin'

Free Bill

Surprisingly, this is in Tennessee not Florida.

Makes me feel old

I was trying to take a picture of my sleeping cat but I ended up scaring her instead.

Momma boat nursing her young

Way to go, Jerry!

Cool moon camp fire.