Area 51 Cat Girl Rescue (OC)

My brother's GEICO car has been vandalized...and he didn't know until I pointed it out to him. Who knows how long he's been driving around like this?

The struggles of dieting

This little *** bit me today

My friends picking me up from the airport....

modern problem requires modern solution

Another actors career ruined by drugs & alcohol.

What’s all this talk of cats? There is only ONE cat.

With Wet Celery

oh god, england pls

gottem

Spa day for my girlfriend

Who tf has been dealing to my dog?

I'll be Making Two Comics per Week

Spidey is one of us.

lmao she has such an awful taste

   

Really love the new Nintendo Swiss Lite

Wingardium shapeofyousa!!

   

...meanwhile in Australia

Joseph Joestar learning the lethal clacker volley technique

My friend’s birthday gift to her husband: a fantastic painting of their Derperman Pinscher

Hippo likes you

Born just in time for Area 51 you say?

Time for plotting plan B!

He seems so happy

Frosty the trollman

Idiots

Good solution!

Yeah... my life isn't that bad after all...

What a strange thing

   

“The cat framed me!”

Savagery as its finest

Sign found at Toledo Zoo in Ohio

Also how I get my wife’s attention...

Oh, Master Wayne, behaaaaaaaaaave!

Success is unprotected hard work

husky telling a joke ....

haha :)

Someone's in trouble

That has to be

But... how does he see with he has his shirt on?

just stole this don't @ me

To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong.

In the middle of a war but the beat is pure fire

Who the *** wrote this book about me

In the lab...

We have food at home. A lot tbh.

My brother was assembling a table when suddenly...

Hahaha lol

Well that's one way to deal with a problem.

ball

RIOT for Bilbo Baggins

that filter is a real life saver

I can't disagree

its mean

Stay away from the mirror

When the worlds of Charlie & The Chocolate Factory and Doctor Who collide

How alcohol affects professionals

Carla, a fallen soldier.

My 5’1” girlfriend went to a brewery and sent me this.

Pretty normal these days

fugg

Confused destruction 100

I work in a call center. I like to draw my callers sometimes. Here is a caller that can’t quite hear me for some reason:

nice job anon

And so it be

Kids Follow their Parents

He's right you know

Lmao gottem

Only people in the UKwill understand.

damn weebs

Gotta love that sweet southern heat

Tomorrow is gonna be an interesting day.

And the award for best donut shop ad goes to.....

As an engineer this is very relevant

Ohh Boy!

When, Germans tweet.

I do believe my Uber driver was watching porn just before he picked me and my mom up, paused it, and didn’t realize that his car’s display would betray him.

Sadly it's true

H̡̙̗̳̮̝E̳͈͙̭̫͕̱͢ ̪C͈̦OM̷̗Ẹ̹͇̝ͅȘ̗̻̬͝

Give us our land eh

As Forrest Gump had said:

Yes

But why would a sports commentator go to area 51?

Caught this very tall gentleman at the mall

Geologist humor

I need me some dank-ass space weed

Great example of why women live longer than men

John Cleese writes to a 14-year-old fan

Area 51 machine broke

hallelujah! you better abide to it!

Like pls leave

Welp

Checkmate

Oh yeah

KFC Lithuania has the best marketing strategies

Only the smartest will understand