Hold my diet coke.

Nobody explain

Still in my feels about this.

Schools these days smh

Best Christmas song

They speak the truth tho

its the new comic sans

This sign I found at a godfathers pizza restaurant.

Meow sounds?

Let me mansplain how flawed your sexiest chairs are

Handy flowchart for Total Eclipse of the Heart

Was playing around with the Jaws 2 poster during a smoke break and some random goober walking by said I should “turn that frown upside down.”

Meta

Its just waiting to die

I read it wrong too...

He's got you there

GOTTEM

Nobody expects the ~~Spanish Inquisition~~ shit like this

How doughnut holes are made

Has the US military gone soft??

Somebody tried to divide by zero right in this place

Mlem Mlem Mlem

i care not to care

Spooder

Relationship goals

Sex doll > family

Instructions

Super Size Me!

Found deep in my camera roll, hope it’s not a repost

Relax. It’s just a small surgery.

door instructions

Speed isn't always key

Found this at my office. Surely it serves consolation.

Stonkboi

Abducted.

I wonder how

Benny needs to take a hint.

When all you wanna do is take a good picture

A little joke from Disney

pro advice for aspiring teachers

He done it now

Furry hates

My pregnant wife sent this to me at 2:12am this morning. I'm going to guess that my snoring was quite bad last night.

Heartwarming.

Officer POOP

Too perfect

until they take your whole wardrobe

"I'm just a Poe Boy."

Hoo ha

Durable and Absorbent

Sing at my favorite local gas station.

Two Hours That I’m Never Getting Back

*** it, I’ll start my own country

Its for sure reliable

Welp - at least something in common

The name brings success.

“THIS IS FOR NEUTERING ME, BECKY”

Keanu Con

Duck duck ANAL

My local science centre rocks.

Sign at my local dollar store

My soul animal

Unfortunately, incorrect

Literally every time I post and it dies in new

I used to want to move to Australia.....then my buddy sent me a picture of his porch and it was so much nope

Sister in laws bookmark. So inspiring.

Closed captioning shows what Kenny is saying

How to trick yourself into studying.

Blue Screen of Death Star

Where my bois at

Gee you're right...

”I see pain behind those eyes”

ricky and bubbles

Komi

Walmart finally smartens up!

Are you ready to meet your maker?

Na mate

Every time I find a good game...

I love you as a friend

just saw this and figured it belongs here

Cat

Cam girl time.

My favorite texts

Just found out that IKEA carries a globe of the Earth's surface in 2050.

Hello

How nice of them.

Don't forget to bring supplies

Multitasking In The Summer Heat

The very rare & elusive Hummingbear

Never thought of furries having standards

Another great tip for people owners

Me enjoying an ice cream in the park. The stand users fighting next to me :

is this a TV show?

Old but gold sry for the bad quality

Why though?!

Did they though??

Try an Ale

Not aged well at all

How my kids see my car

Senior Things - 2070