Never ask a coworker to write your two weeks notice

It's only sexual if it turns you on

Movie Love vs True Love

I like my metal with a little rock

Difference btwn a man and woman reading a sweet letter

Fully pickled

Just a turtle wearing jeans

Space Orcs

Mr. Muscle Cat

For my newest unnecessary invention I am equally disgusted yet in love. I made the first ever pair of Crocs Gloves.

Awww so cute !

Interesting counter point

How to talk to girls

Sauce pls

what a flex

respect

Back from vacation to find my desk redecorated.

"I bring you love"

Nukes detected

Now This Is How You Run A Fundraiser.

My trombone teacher had this in his office

It's possibile?

Running for your life is apparently a good body weight exercise.

One hit wonder

This hawk has approximately zero ***s to give.

Someone hit my friend’s car and ran away but they left their plate number stamped on it.

Putting in screen doors for warmer weather, my cat thinks I moved the door.

Gottem

Black metal band logo created thanks to a mandarin.

What a classic

I would like to introduce you to my religion

Sounds about right

Googled "dog bread" instead of "dog breed". Not dissapointed.

Sorry, Max. I can’t let you in!

The only way to introduce yourself to your crush.

Sign us up

Common sense New Zealand.

The Difference a Decade Makes...

Nobody does

Can confirm

Just learned that Kevin Hart is tall enough to ride a roller coaster

Injured? Good

Nice try, Income Tax department

we need to get this

Takes a minute

This adequately describes my style of dance.

Asserting dominance

Was looking for my cat when suddenly...

Importance of selfie angle

I think it’s finally running out of ink

finding a ride from the airport can be tricky

But i wanted to find the unicorn :(

Lesson in associative properties...

An actual billboard in my city.

A few years back a I helped a buddy make a PAC-MAN costume. We took it for a test run to Walmart. It ended up on the “people of Walmart” website.

So I found this dog portrait in a museum in France

Ok i‘ll do!

If she calls...

Happiness noise intensifies by 4x!!

Reverse medusa

-the cat

A effective treatment

Only real people understand

When pre-rendered cutscene cuts back to gameplay

My high school band director had this posted in his room

Most of us in the future.

My gf's dad got his first iPhone. This is him trying to message her using speak-to-text

Been through the desert on a horse with no name...

Ways to ask for money

I made some stickers

This is our time!

***ing unit

i should not have said that

No Playtime more..

Ahh my Native.. they got you too?

Don’t know if it’s been posted yet

Ah good old Army food...

Science was wrong

What's that in USD?

Working dogs

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Gotta stay socially contentious

Gotta switch things up every now and then

Internet in 2010

It works upside down too.

Woopsy!!!

Felt cute, might sting you for no reason later

Lonely boi

There's a boot in my snake!!

a few Rocks

This meme will get 69 upvotes.

seconds before disaster

Farming

Aang just discovered love.

Yea you houseplant!

How's that possible ?!!?

Old Rivals

Gotta have headroom

Good armour placement

Whenever my wife asks me anything color related