I’ll take the toasted one please

The "Improved Pain Scale" at my chiropractors office

Was bored at the car,Tried to match my face to abe lincoln on the 5$ bill and it WORKED !

Just re-arranged my friend's DVD collection. How long before he notices?

I work at a sign shop. Here's today's gold.

Rambo 20

Damn you Netflix and your smoking!!

With the news of a fortnite tournament with a $3M prize, I give you this 20 year old far side comic. Gary Larson was ahead of his time, but I don't think he knew it.

A co-worker got tired of people asking where Ed is

Man chess irl would be pretty fun

Not just the women, but the men and the children too

Saw this at real jokes and thought it was pretty good.

Movies are open to interpretation.

Absolute Mad Lad!!!

kebab habibi

Step dad ate some edibles and forgot how to close the cereal box properly

the wii u was a mistake tho

It always seems like such a good idea at first

An intersection in Bakersfield, CA

Creeper

Sound advice for anyone considering a degree in art

So my boyfriend had his birthday dinner with Jennifer Lawrence

Bonk Bonk

F is for Ooof

Ultimate Arm Wrestling

You know it’s true

Pros about being gay

Thought this was funny

race

anon and his revenge

1984

Lion Drive Thru...

Thanks Human

Karma ...

Wouldn't it be nice

It’s gonna crash!

Wait...what?! How?

I never knew this, but college group assignments make this a fact.

Live your life to the fullest

Thank you, Papa Roach

Never ask a coworker to write your two weeks notice

It's only sexual if it turns you on

Movie Love vs True Love

I like my metal with a little rock

Difference btwn a man and woman reading a sweet letter

Fully pickled

Just a turtle wearing jeans

Space Orcs

Mr. Muscle Cat

For my newest unnecessary invention I am equally disgusted yet in love. I made the first ever pair of Crocs Gloves.

Awww so cute !

Interesting counter point

How to talk to girls

Sauce pls

what a flex

respect

Back from vacation to find my desk redecorated.

"I bring you love"

Nukes detected

Now This Is How You Run A Fundraiser.

My trombone teacher had this in his office

It's possibile?

Running for your life is apparently a good body weight exercise.

One hit wonder

This hawk has approximately zero ***s to give.

Someone hit my friend’s car and ran away but they left their plate number stamped on it.

Putting in screen doors for warmer weather, my cat thinks I moved the door.

Gottem

Black metal band logo created thanks to a mandarin.

What a classic

I would like to introduce you to my religion

Sounds about right

Googled "dog bread" instead of "dog breed". Not dissapointed.

Sorry, Max. I can’t let you in!

The only way to introduce yourself to your crush.

Sign us up

Common sense New Zealand.

The Difference a Decade Makes...

Nobody does

Can confirm

Just learned that Kevin Hart is tall enough to ride a roller coaster

Injured? Good

Nice try, Income Tax department

we need to get this

Takes a minute

This adequately describes my style of dance.

Asserting dominance

Was looking for my cat when suddenly...

Importance of selfie angle

I think it’s finally running out of ink

finding a ride from the airport can be tricky

But i wanted to find the unicorn :(

Lesson in associative properties...

An actual billboard in my city.

A few years back a I helped a buddy make a PAC-MAN costume. We took it for a test run to Walmart. It ended up on the “people of Walmart” website.

So I found this dog portrait in a museum in France

Ok i‘ll do!

If she calls...

Happiness noise intensifies by 4x!!

Reverse medusa