I am suing my local butcher for animal abuse
I too, was disappointed.
How to avoid talking to strangers
#corplife
Swedish army goat
I know what's wrong with me
It takes years to walk and talk
Nice.
My grandparents are farmers and have an on site market. Papaw was pretty proud in making this..
We took a family photo yesterday
One of us is going to have to change...
How...how is this possible?
Saw this on the book of Face and I’m hollering.
Rome wasn't named in a day
Rise up my fellow gamers
The logic looks solid.
*** Immigrant here
Optimization
Jot that down in your notes
My brother sent me this from South Korea
Take your time.
Restaurant's Sign
"I think they're mushrooms."
Nestle stole the water.
Client: "I want a funny pose with me and my husband." Photographer: "I know just the thing."
Don't fall for it...
When the munchies strike
A bot watched over 1000 hours of lawyer commercials and then made this
Indoors excretions musings
What downvoting a hidden,heavily downvoted comment feels like
It wasn’t a lie...
This is right as hell
So much truth to this...
Why I'll never get a pet
Proterkt the environment.
I'd rather lose my arm than do 2 trips
Perspective, brought to you by Malcolm on the Middle.
There's a conspiracy here somewhere
I bleed Soviet Union
I gotta remember this. I feel like I'm a part time exterminator with my daughters
Every drive with my wife...
This. Will. Happen
I hope the vasectomy wasn’t botched.
It's the truth!
BBQ is served
How much???
Dewit
Really.. Why tho
Bob I finally did it!
My sister accidentally caught this Pikes Peak proposal on camera
I will know your secrets
"just don't post it on the internet"
I hope you see this, Ben
[Motivational] The things you can learn in 6 years.
Don't worry lil' buddy we'll find the perfect video
R)
Köttbullar
Saw this on Valentine's Day back in 2017 whilst I was on Palawan, Philippines.
I'd like to find out
*wheeze*
I hate sand.
A kittens baby teeth
Nice
From Ozzy Man Reviews
Spacing is important though.
When they pull a sneaky one on ya.
Job security for my man Jesus
Sorry buddy.
What if I accidentally have a water bottle on me?
It will be a struggle starting to breed them
Thanks for the heads up!
Next year is gonna be my year
Some weirdos about.
Go back to...wherever you're from!
The Mission has Changed, Jim.
One bag at a time
Discovered quite the artifact while working on my car
Whoever wrote this sign has a great sense of humor
Leaning tower of amazon
This didn't turn out how I expected
English is thoroughly tough
True Terror
God Fan Club
It's so bad I'm sad to say I laughed
Well, Paris has changed
Whenever I buy something from Old Spice, I always read the back.
High times
Snake cosplaying
Infinity cast
The kids not wrong
"You know what would be a really kick ass name?"
This is real 'quick sort'
Religion?
Squeak squeak
I'd watch a Mr Bean Hulk movie
Tinky winky time
I mean, he has a point
Thought this belonged here. Found on fb.
I don't think my mom understands the situation.
Oh to be free.