Hey check out my left hand...

Zoe Saldana

Happy Birthday to you, Curiosity Rover!

Don't do this to me, ed

capital idea

A small price for NICE

I took a picture of the moment my two kids realised all the donuts at the party had been eaten while they were off playing on the swings

Big money about to be dropped bois

Degree....

Adopted a shelter cat! He’s, uh, still adjusting.

@Jrlol3

The Bathrooms at this donut shop

Oh those Europeans. Such wit

Well boys we did it. 69 is once more.

Found this flyer for a fun run this weekend.

German Is Weird

Who said planes can't laugh?

It's such a lovely day, I'm surprised this gentleman doesn't take off his sweater.

Jesus

Lovely timing

Cartoons always have some sort of adult spin

Greece, Skyathos. This bar is called Tesla and the wifi’s password is literally “***edison”

Spicy meme

Keep trying, it'll work eventually

everyone has one

second part is accurate

Nice one Linda

It were better times

Found the car from all the middle school math problems

that's nice, Jacob

Peppa Pig turbo

smart

"Nice Guy" by William Eilish

I guess E.T. reincarnated into a cat

Gonna need to see some ID

Alex to Jeff

Looks like their engagement photo

I'm so proud of this community

How I assume the rest of the world views the USA

Tell them, teacher!

"Greetings traveler, how may I assist you?"

Nick Fury writes a book

I already know whats inside

worm

Time to learn German.

Dumb ghost

why danny why

:(((((

"Sex and the City" is a just a reboot of "Golden Girls"

This is gonna take long than we have

The doctors are mad as hell.

Thanks to all the parents

Barbie Q Chicken.

The Underquaker

Oppa gangnam style..

Nothing uploaded is ever completely deleted

Deja vu

Maybe if he had a rib removed

A Florida Man's work is never done

My drunk ass sneaking inside at 3:24 A.M.

*sips tea in British*

T-Rex, the apex predator

Here me out real quick

maymays

Sorry

Finally

Cowbelly FTW

They finally put my favorite player on the cover of Madden.

Can I get a F

Warning, intense yiffing

102 year old man drove the same car for 82 years

You need to step up your game, human!

Memory loss...

That's how my internet works

It was all in your head

And had to do manual labor to earn my right to eat dinner

$hit, the boys will not be happy to hear this

Armstrong

But what if I want to have sex with my parents?

It's cougars we should all be worried about...

Keanu Reeves: "You're breathtaking"

Cat's had enough

"What about immigrants?" "Immigrants are part of everyone." "What about Illegal immigrants?" (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Close but...no, just no.

First money than democracy

Men only want one thing, and it's disgusting.

This is Fun Fact!

"You have reached the life-model decoy of Tony Stark"

Himagoodboy

Goddamn it, Thanos just kill Deadpool instead

The perfect bathroom art doesn't exis-

My wife had sent this to me while I was using the John today. She's a funny lady...

An expert of her craft

So clsoe, but it was not meant to be

Chew Bacca

Living Off Lettuce.

That’s not thor

It’s just plain gross

I don’t see the issue

Looks like I need to start my daughter in Gymnastics or Ballet.