My drunk ass sneaking inside at 3:24 A.M.

*sips tea in British*

T-Rex, the apex predator

Here me out real quick

maymays

Sorry

Finally

Cowbelly FTW

They finally put my favorite player on the cover of Madden.

Can I get a F

Warning, intense yiffing

102 year old man drove the same car for 82 years

You need to step up your game, human!

Memory loss...

That's how my internet works

It was all in your head

And had to do manual labor to earn my right to eat dinner

$hit, the boys will not be happy to hear this

Armstrong

But what if I want to have sex with my parents?

It's cougars we should all be worried about...

Keanu Reeves: "You're breathtaking"

Cat's had enough

"What about immigrants?" "Immigrants are part of everyone." "What about Illegal immigrants?" (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Close but...no, just no.

First money than democracy

Men only want one thing, and it's disgusting.

This is Fun Fact!

"You have reached the life-model decoy of Tony Stark"

Himagoodboy

Goddamn it, Thanos just kill Deadpool instead

The perfect bathroom art doesn't exis-

My wife had sent this to me while I was using the John today. She's a funny lady...

An expert of her craft

So clsoe, but it was not meant to be

Chew Bacca

Living Off Lettuce.

That’s not thor

It’s just plain gross

I don’t see the issue

Looks like I need to start my daughter in Gymnastics or Ballet.

The Golden Child has fallen

Whatever happened, Cattygaurds will always save you!

Lets play a game pleb

It's already too massive for anyone but me to handle, at least that's what my mom said

Captcha 101

Church sign

My wife bought this. Perhaps this explains why we’re still married after 27+ years.

I am suing my local butcher for animal abuse

I too, was disappointed.

How to avoid talking to strangers

#corplife

Swedish army goat

I know what's wrong with me

It takes years to walk and talk

Nice.

My grandparents are farmers and have an on site market. Papaw was pretty proud in making this..

We took a family photo yesterday

One of us is going to have to change...

How...how is this possible?

Saw this on the book of Face and I’m hollering.

Rome wasn't named in a day

Rise up my fellow gamers

The logic looks solid.

*** Immigrant here

Optimization

Jot that down in your notes

My brother sent me this from South Korea

Take your time.

Restaurant's Sign

"I think they're mushrooms."

Nestle stole the water.

Client: "I want a funny pose with me and my husband." Photographer: "I know just the thing."

Don't fall for it...

When the munchies strike

A bot watched over 1000 hours of lawyer commercials and then made this

Indoors excretions musings

What downvoting a hidden,heavily downvoted comment feels like

It wasn’t a lie...

This is right as hell

So much truth to this...

Why I'll never get a pet

Proterkt the environment.

I'd rather lose my arm than do 2 trips

Perspective, brought to you by Malcolm on the Middle.

There's a conspiracy here somewhere

I bleed Soviet Union

I gotta remember this. I feel like I'm a part time exterminator with my daughters

Every drive with my wife...

This. Will. Happen

I hope the vasectomy wasn’t botched.

It's the truth!

BBQ is served

How much???

Dewit

Really.. Why tho

Bob I finally did it!

My sister accidentally caught this Pikes Peak proposal on camera

I will know your secrets

"just don't post it on the internet"