Church sign

My wife bought this. Perhaps this explains why we’re still married after 27+ years.

I am suing my local butcher for animal abuse

I too, was disappointed.

How to avoid talking to strangers

#corplife

Swedish army goat

I know what's wrong with me

It takes years to walk and talk

Nice.

My grandparents are farmers and have an on site market. Papaw was pretty proud in making this..

We took a family photo yesterday

One of us is going to have to change...

How...how is this possible?

Saw this on the book of Face and I’m hollering.

Rome wasn't named in a day

Rise up my fellow gamers

The logic looks solid.

*** Immigrant here

Optimization

Jot that down in your notes

My brother sent me this from South Korea

Take your time.

Restaurant's Sign

"I think they're mushrooms."

Nestle stole the water.

Client: "I want a funny pose with me and my husband." Photographer: "I know just the thing."

Don't fall for it...

When the munchies strike

A bot watched over 1000 hours of lawyer commercials and then made this

Indoors excretions musings

What downvoting a hidden,heavily downvoted comment feels like

It wasn’t a lie...

This is right as hell

So much truth to this...

Why I'll never get a pet

Proterkt the environment.

I'd rather lose my arm than do 2 trips

Perspective, brought to you by Malcolm on the Middle.

There's a conspiracy here somewhere

I bleed Soviet Union

I gotta remember this. I feel like I'm a part time exterminator with my daughters

Every drive with my wife...

This. Will. Happen

I hope the vasectomy wasn’t botched.

It's the truth!

BBQ is served

How much???

Dewit

Really.. Why tho

Bob I finally did it!

My sister accidentally caught this Pikes Peak proposal on camera

I will know your secrets

"just don't post it on the internet"

I hope you see this, Ben

[Motivational] The things you can learn in 6 years.

Don't worry lil' buddy we'll find the perfect video

R) ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

Köttbullar

Saw this on Valentine's Day back in 2017 whilst I was on Palawan, Philippines.

I'd like to find out

*wheeze*

I hate sand.

A kittens baby teeth

Nice

From Ozzy Man Reviews

Spacing is important though.

When they pull a sneaky one on ya.

Job security for my man Jesus

Sorry buddy.

What if I accidentally have a water bottle on me?

It will be a struggle starting to breed them

Thanks for the heads up!

Next year is gonna be my year

Some weirdos about.

Go back to...wherever you're from!

The Mission has Changed, Jim.

One bag at a time

Discovered quite the artifact while working on my car

Whoever wrote this sign has a great sense of humor

Leaning tower of amazon

This didn't turn out how I expected

English is thoroughly tough

True Terror

God Fan Club

It's so bad I'm sad to say I laughed

Well, Paris has changed

Whenever I buy something from Old Spice, I always read the back.

High times

Snake cosplaying

Infinity cast

The kids not wrong

"You know what would be a really kick ass name?"

This is real 'quick sort'

Religion?

Squeak squeak

I'd watch a Mr Bean Hulk movie

Tinky winky time

I mean, he has a point

Thought this belonged here. Found on fb.