the story of my life.mp3

Silly card lol...Ever have days like this?

fire department protecting us from speeding tickets

Will get a job soon!

heroic superhero pose

"Nobody move, I'm taking a panoramic!"

Found Jesus hiding in my laundry basket.

NSW cops really are tops

RIP Greg

You can only get away with that in the Florida panhandle.

I chuckle about this nearly every single day

Good moooorning ah ha ha

Ever wonder?

My daughter’s slow realization that she was getting a third little brother and not a sister

Penguin Fingers

#FREEGUS

Global warming is real!

After accidentally turning on location on your huawei phone

Neil deGrasse Tyson on Twitter

Found this at my local diner

It’s hot, y’all.

And I oop-

Just another day, except richer.

Pretty sweet

I know the irony since I’m looking at a screen. Probably aging myself a bit also.

I've seen Predator enough times to know this is not good.

This dude drives with his pet croc on the frontseat

My brother didn't tell me that my grandma was still in the frame. Sorry, Grandma.

My best friend is fed the *** up

When A Sense Of Adventure And Curiosity Backfires

The rope business could take off...

That doesn’t work

The karma we don't need

Toilet masterpiece.

Corn glass.

I hope this makes you smile

I’m a criss cross kinda guy myself.

mm yes logical

“Where’s the pride flag?” “*** knows, just whack out the twister mat”

Some sound advice

I really want to know the story behind this sign

She’s a national treasure, and will outlive us all.

I’m not sure.. can you point it out for me

Didn’t like his new friend

[B I T C O I N T I M E]

Sad pp noises

90s or 19?

Bro hook me up

Completely comfortable

The Mediocre Samaritan

Damn those ads.

"Meal" Team Six!

Immortal One

When the printer at McDonalds is broken so the staff have to write the orders on the packaging themselves... no unyen please

Internet Explorer bad

I bet he doesn’t even prance. Smh.

Statistics FTW!

It is 3 AM

You better hurry up or you're gonna run out

Okay who owns this?

Sorry for doubting you mom

bye bye brown kid

Do a thing

We're all equ...

The perfect phonecase doens't exi...

Star Wars vs Singing In The Rain.

Your App is Amazing!

Transfender

In some cities you can find them there too.

a selfie circa 1904

Fast Travel IRL

Freelancing flying ***s.

Yes tell me more

Wonder if this was Mike Tyson driving?

I hope it's not true!!

Next I'll explain chocolate milk...

This Computer is NEVER Obsolete

This school blocked a site because it was educational

The math doesn’t add up

Can I get a sesame seed bun?

If you can spot something suspicious you’re special.

Thank god I saw the sign I was just about to do that

bylat

strange workout

Damn they be badass

Tin Man

join me brothers

100 percent accurate

Damn. I’ll be using mouth wash every day now!

Batman putting Superman in his place.

Little Debbie in alternate universes

What deduct?

This sign in a bar in Costa Rica

I love this f****** rabbit.

When you can't like anything that isn't already popular

Hey check out my left hand...

Zoe Saldana

Happy Birthday to you, Curiosity Rover!

Don't do this to me, ed

capital idea