And forget these gat-dang pajamas!’

Who's your daddy

Because coloring books are for babies

Poor miss banks

It was a long 5 minutes

Alabama invents lions

This is what happens when you take "capitalist pigs" a little too literally

when you're totally broke, but also are hungry as fuсk

Makes my skin crawl.

No more peace.

This doll needs to chill

It might be worth something someday

Lucky enough to find matching dresses for my boyfriend and me so we could do this pose at the Stanley Hotel. Estes Park, Co Thrift shop.

An X for evey advert, prefectly balanced

Let's cum together brother

Muda muda muda muda MUDA

Stargate Atlantis: Season 3, Episode 15

It’s a me

All you had to do was follow the damn train

5 chubby foxes

Anytime someone mentions hate crimes at work.

Smart posting.

I really wanted to yell it

Dating game on point.

FREEMAN YOU FOOL!!

We shall not waste food!

Ukrainian borsht. The beginning

I feel threatened

Best way to start the day

Great things come in 2's

engineer.

The sad life of a caterpillar

The next generation comes

My great fear as a physics graduate

My kittens face after i explained to her that nice cats don’t scratch people

Lone wolf confirmed

PG 13 is nice

Hey, I've seen this one

Ice age anyone?

My friends play list

This one's hot

Luckey Haskins, the floor is lava champion.

Nice one RBS...

That's you

Body awards

I dunno, I reckon it might still happen

The secret link between violence and video games

On a conference at my new workplace. About to share a room with a guy I've never met before. Here's the view from the beds to the bathroom.

I'm taking a minute off from lurking

lel

the story of my life.mp3

Silly card lol...Ever have days like this?

fire department protecting us from speeding tickets

Will get a job soon!

heroic superhero pose

"Nobody move, I'm taking a panoramic!"

Found Jesus hiding in my laundry basket.

NSW cops really are tops

RIP Greg

You can only get away with that in the Florida panhandle.

I chuckle about this nearly every single day

Good moooorning ah ha ha

Ever wonder?

My daughter’s slow realization that she was getting a third little brother and not a sister

Penguin Fingers

#FREEGUS

Global warming is real!

After accidentally turning on location on your huawei phone

Neil deGrasse Tyson on Twitter

Found this at my local diner

It’s hot, y’all.

And I oop-

Just another day, except richer.

Pretty sweet

I know the irony since I’m looking at a screen. Probably aging myself a bit also.

I've seen Predator enough times to know this is not good.

This dude drives with his pet croc on the frontseat

My brother didn't tell me that my grandma was still in the frame. Sorry, Grandma.

My best friend is fed the *** up

When A Sense Of Adventure And Curiosity Backfires

The rope business could take off...

That doesn’t work

The karma we don't need

Toilet masterpiece.

Corn glass.

I hope this makes you smile

I’m a criss cross kinda guy myself.

mm yes logical

“Where’s the pride flag?” “*** knows, just whack out the twister mat”

Some sound advice

I really want to know the story behind this sign

She’s a national treasure, and will outlive us all.

I’m not sure.. can you point it out for me

Didn’t like his new friend

[B I T C O I N T I M E]

Sad pp noises

90s or 19?

Bro hook me up

Completely comfortable

The Mediocre Samaritan