I always thought she was make believe

"I quit." - "Sure you do"

..........Oh! A bite!

May cause projectile vomiting out of the ***

roof

Milking the moob

It was my friends birthday a few months back, so I made a card of my favourite message from her to show how much I appreciate her putting up with me all these years...

Uber driver forgot to close what he was watching

Time to wipe!

Facebook is the worst

I asked the pizza guy to write a joke in the box, he did.

Chin up

Best use of the camera cutout I've ever seen.

Derp! I choose you!

Jack Black & Jack White taking a black and white photo feat. Kyle Gass

Holy shiiiiit Chris... Took me a second...

Littlefoot vs Lil' Foot

Home Alone 2019

I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw what my callers might look like. Here’s uhhh... a lot of people:

Only kids born in the 1920s can read this

He watching a trailer

STONETOSS-IS-A-NAZI DISEASE

It is the same person

We found him

What the hell Karen

dont take my family life mod

Shet I just needed a character sheet

It better be her birthday

What’s good for the goose must be good for the gander

Positive vibes

I’m not good at titles

All tiddies need love

Whats funnier than 24

Escalate

My husband painted a smoking avocado with a machine gun. He calls it “Commandocado”

Awwwww. Wait a sec

A neighbor’s doormat

PDF has become the fastest growing religion in the world.

Uno reverse

Damn Cookie Monster

Elder Scrolls leaked gameplay

Alabama vibes

It's time to hydrate!

MOVIE VILLAINS

It’s fine, I’m over it...

The proof we’ve been asking for!

You tell 'em!

ni ce

:'(

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

I’d like to speak to myself, please.

I will not fail you !

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle

With Disney remaking Home Alone, they should have Macaulay Culkin act as a wet bandit or the kind old man

Monsters are real.

Neigh T - Neigh T

What you gonna do now?!

He sure is.

Whats up backseat boy

VLC media player

Your mother is a printer

I think he made his point very clear

ha ha... yes

Great artist

This iguanas doing a maternity photo shoot

Not all girls want to be a Disney princess

Ooo yum

I'm also available for prostitutation in exchange for expensive gifts and money

Gottem

How can those things be legal?

The ol switcharoo

This could be my autobiography

The ridiculously photogenic german police and protester

Always a silver lining

hmmm

The rest of the story

He’s become a Legend.

Boom. Roasted.

12 year old gamers can’t relate

The moment Hitler picked up his first video game controller and became obsessed with killing

Brushy brushy

Today is my birthday. Today is also my first birthday as a cat owner.

This is the best Batman scene ever

Learn the rules people!

Nobody has ever asked me what’s inside my locket

Frightening

Seems to happen every time i go out to eat

A moraay eel pictured from the front looks like it has a second face screaming to die.

the struggles of superglue

But first id use it to cool down that burn

They’re ballers, but ballers on a budget

I may not relate to this but damn if it isn't art

Life, son, daughter, etc etc

the leg straps are the best part

Confirmed, gay marriage cause video games

Doggo relaxing after a hard day.

Musk Is a Madman

This poor sea creature hit an iceberg !...what happens next romaines to be seen.....

“Yeah...., write that one down”

Yeah, boy.