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Revealed: Why there are less UFO sightings today
You down with DMB? Yeah, you know me.
Yooooo. Who did this!?
Send nude hail Satan my life is neato
Marine biologists are now tagging whales, in the hope to understand their movements better
Almost crying. It’s my beautiful childhood.
Hot weather notice
Ah yes, my favourite time of the day
In case of an emergency, hurl your enormous penis out the nearest window, and climb to safety
Screw you Jupiter
Stay down, final warning
oh my god.....
Manhattan prison rn
its always sunny
Handed in my job notice yesterday. I had the best boss ever.
Love is all you sea.
Games which allow custom characters in the cutscenes
Let's see what's new in the Newspaper today
Mad respect ✊
wish there were more cute boys in hentai...
fast handz hooman
Give whoever made this sign a raise!
"Instagram is the worst platform for bullying"
I’m old. I guess number neighbor is now a thing. I think I traumatized a kid. No answer.
My dog every time I try to work out
Toothpastes can't be a hit with all of them
Sacrifices must sometimes be made
Just fill the saucer mouse boy
Something we can all agree on
its a fractal
Stay vigilant y’all!
Ehm... excuse me?
My mom tried to be sneaky and "picture bomb" my Fiancee and I. I'm so proud of her.
National park service bison petting guide
I don’t know I smell collusion
Did he though?
I went to the bathroom and came back to a chicken tender missing from my plate. I walked into the other room and he froze like this.
The satisfaction of getting them unstuck is unrivaled
Don't make eye contact
1...2...3... Let's Jam
Pinnochio, are traps gey?
Someone’s not gonna have a good day...
Caught in the act.
I think I should go to a different library.
In which bin do I belong in?
Don’t blame my dude
But he hates Mondays lol
Finally a loophole
Did the trick.
No one should have to wait that long for luggage
Imagine going through beautiful countryside then seeing this field.
I don’t know why people say the moon landing was faked. This is irrefutable proof that they did land on the moon.
I literally aspire to be this man
Karen Would Like A Word
She was the love of my life, until she decided to cheat on me.
Well it’s about damn time!
Mac is going to penguin prison for this.
Four out of five Illuminati agree ...
How’s your luck?
They get to the root of the problem
Writing his address might take a while
Another great cat & plush face swap :3
Half asleep and not wanting to wake up this morning, I snapped at my husband. I felt bad so I sent him lunch. He said I made his and the pizza guys day.
Put my new decal on today
Do therapy dogs go to therapy?
this meme will be useless after the area 51 raid
On jah bro
Just looked up from my breakfast to this
Probably best to sit this one out, Karen.