Half asleep and not wanting to wake up this morning, I snapped at my husband. I felt bad so I sent him lunch. He said I made his and the pizza guys day.

Thanks mctrump

Put my new decal on today

Blessed candle

Valvolations 4:82

Do therapy dogs go to therapy?

this meme will be useless after the area 51 raid

troof

On jah bro

Just looked up from my breakfast to this

*wipes forehead*

Probably best to sit this one out, Karen.

It's humerus, trust me.

leaked images from the live action mulan movie

Practice is key

At a street fair in New Jersey. I did a double-take!

Hey, at least is isn’t Caesar’s.

This is funny so i post this here for you

I can't decide who wore it better.

Firearms not permitted

Local donut shop placed out these little cards in our donut box.

Compose yourself

Plate Invasion!!!

Never knew I needed this in my life till I saw it

I told my brother in law I missed Florida, he showed me this.

My daughter said the school sent a note home. I asked what it said and she replied "How should I know? I can't read."

I got bored waiting to get help at Lowe’s

Video Games do cause violence! Its in the Bible!

Pizza

Relatable

My Life Was Lie ಥ‿ಥ

Having children these days.

Non-violent shots fired

oh no papa

GROUP Presentations

Arrested humor

damn it brain!

Comic by Eric Decetis

Anyone else see a problem

I found the spirit animal of this guy laughing at a couple of racists

A guide for All cinema enthusiasts.

Birds can be jerks too

who's the 5th woman?

Made me chuckle, and thanks for sorting by new. A Kevin Frank cartoon.

Bruce-lock

That’s what that tingling sensation was all this time.

Arguing these days

I am too Ralph...

Assert dominance

Flex on them

Nerve of some people

xX Lil Wood Ǝ Xx

boomer

This train is gong to hogwarts

Genius backup

certified bruh moment

Tricky

that was very...salty

The sky is my limit

How lessons are learned

Handy in more ways than one.

REAL men!

Lasagna = Purina Cat food

What a business venture

GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

CVS Receipt For One Item - Oil on Canvas, 1665, artist unknown

VidEo GaMEs mAke YoU viOLeNt

Fast!

Greater good

Sooo...am I to spit this into my eye?

You're better than this, Dave.

Gotta reach my goals

At first glance my brain decided this stall was selling monkey masks

Don’t tempt me with a good time

El Mono Lisso

Every. Damn. Day. If you see a row of cars behind you, GET OVER!

ughhh what dat mouth do

Fits like a glove

This wonderful birthday card I found yesterday

Title of

Video games cause violence

My friend refused to ask for help with putting sunscreen on, this is the result.

When a new toothpaste is released

How to get kicked out of Walmart

"Watchu say Curtis?!"

Let the support commence welcome to the 2019-2020 school year

I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to try and draw what my callers look like. Here’s Ed from today:

Video games... causing violence since the dawn of society

I'm cool w stayin home for awhile. JS

Came home from work after letting the dogs roam the house uncrated...

Proof that monstrous humans live amongst us.

Oh no, I forgot the milk.

hehehe!

I just got a vasectomy today, my wife got me this to celebrate

That’s some powerful toothpaste

Do I really sound like that?

Kid Rock now looks like a middle aged accountant who likes to dress up as Kid Rock

your post

Hate this so much.

of course