I just got a vasectomy today, my wife got me this to celebrate

That’s some powerful toothpaste

Do I really sound like that?

Kid Rock now looks like a middle aged accountant who likes to dress up as Kid Rock

your post

Hate this so much.

of course

TRRRRRRRRRRR SKRRRRRRRRRRR

This is ***ing facts

You could just go and like every one of my posts while your at it

Got really drunk on a Cruise last night, woke up to this photo

This hit hard.

The Caps Loch ness monster

$100 bucks on cat toys at the store and...

Muscular kitty

let's get back to minecraft

This new Olympic sport looks interesting.

That’s one way to deal with a fender bender

Want to be this clean?

Always get your tattoos drunk

Final s'nail in the coffin

Don't leave your dragonfruit with your dog

We are all equal are we?

Oh it's the cameraman

You've been friendzoned

We updated our evacuation plan at work.

Is the kid ok...?

Suboptimal routes

wholesome

Three. Take it or leave it.

The Bible.

Then who would be the modern Daedalus?

Seen at my dialysis center

I think I'll avoid bees from now on...

don't f with 50th prestige niggas

How did the DMV not catch it,?

Its just how it works plan and simple

I too take the top off my Oreos before I eat them

Please help.... Apparently we are going to die on Thursday

THE MOST AMAZING CROSS OVER

My grandma said the same thing

I’m a simple man

I showed you my boops... please respond.

crap crap crap crap crap

¯\_༼ •́ ͜ʖ •̀ ༽_/¯

This review sold me on getting some friggin Heelys!

"Oh shit" handle

A true hero in our time

Futurama was a treasure trove of comedy

ooh so lucky

My boyfriend's friend recently got out of jail, and today is his birthday. Of course, this is the only appropriate way to wish him Happy Birthday

how to make movies the disney way

Nokia irl

Next up, granny versus carrot

Say NO to racism.

use your signals.

At the local dry cleaner

AHT AHT!

Eruption

Funfact : in the end of life we die

New Zealand zoos system

chinese is cool

Peaceful middle ages

Because video games caused all violence

Sometimes You Have To Improvise

Lets not forget Steam either

Friends helping friends

This egg looks like my skin

I've been searching for so long it's starting to get that green top

Gotta stay woke af

I feel you Chinese brotha, I feel you.

September 1st, 1939 . Hitler playing his first video games that caused him to be violent and start WW2.

Thumb rule

When honor is on the line.

D&D is the devil

This ones for you slov.

I like to think they pulled one over on the DMV

Happy international cat day!!

Cat-titude

OUTSTANDING

If you insist *starts stripping*

thanks a lot george

Fun with Passive-Agressivity

Somebody tell her...

My parents are in Heidelberg, Germany visiting a castle which is next to a fraternity house. They just sent me this pic.

Elder problems..

I have been living in a duck

wi-fi spider

Video game bad

I shower for hours

The clown

Wanted to clean up my office, but is was going to take forever because of the Two Billion boxes laying around.

Just a Trim

Pop, six, squish, CORNBREAD

Self Awareness Week

Whisky enthusiasts should be free

this cat fooled me

Sounds like office.

System of A Down

Actually, it's more like Mr. Burns' composite illness