My grandma said the same thing
I’m a simple man
I showed you my boops... please respond.
crap crap crap crap crap
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This review sold me on getting some friggin Heelys!
"Oh shit" handle
A true hero in our time
Futurama was a treasure trove of comedy
ooh so lucky
My boyfriend's friend recently got out of jail, and today is his birthday. Of course, this is the only appropriate way to wish him Happy Birthday
how to make movies the disney way
Next up, granny versus carrot
Say NO to racism.
use your signals.
At the local dry cleaner
Funfact : in the end of life we die
New Zealand zoos system
chinese is cool
Peaceful middle ages
Because video games caused all violence
Sometimes You Have To Improvise
Lets not forget Steam either
Friends helping friends
This egg looks like my skin
I've been searching for so long it's starting to get that green top
Gotta stay woke af
I feel you Chinese brotha, I feel you.
September 1st, 1939 . Hitler playing his first video games that caused him to be violent and start WW2.
When honor is on the line.
D&D is the devil
This ones for you slov.
I like to think they pulled one over on the DMV
Happy international cat day!!
If you insist *starts stripping*
thanks a lot george
Fun with Passive-Agressivity
Somebody tell her...
My parents are in Heidelberg, Germany visiting a castle which is next to a fraternity house. They just sent me this pic.
I have been living in a duck
Video game bad
I shower for hours
Wanted to clean up my office, but is was going to take forever because of the Two Billion boxes laying around.
Just a Trim
Pop, six, squish, CORNBREAD
Self Awareness Week
Whisky enthusiasts should be free
this cat fooled me
Sounds like office.
System of A Down
Actually, it's more like Mr. Burns' composite illness
Come at me bro
Rare thing happens in examination hall
You're welcome for this.
Less violent video games. more tentacle porn
Snapple truly educates
Not mine but absolutely true
Back To School Time
You failed me.
I always thought she was make believe
"I quit." - "Sure you do"
..........Oh! A bite!
May cause projectile vomiting out of the ***
Milking the moob
It was my friends birthday a few months back, so I made a card of my favourite message from her to show how much I appreciate her putting up with me all these years...
Uber driver forgot to close what he was watching
Time to wipe!
Facebook is the worst
I asked the pizza guy to write a joke in the box, he did.
Best use of the camera cutout I've ever seen.
Derp! I choose you!
Jack Black & Jack White taking a black and white photo feat. Kyle Gass
Holy shiiiiit Chris... Took me a second...
Littlefoot vs Lil' Foot
Home Alone 2019
I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw what my callers might look like. Here’s uhhh... a lot of people:
Only kids born in the 1920s can read this
He watching a trailer
It is the same person
We found him
What the hell Karen
dont take my family life mod