Video game bad
I shower for hours
Wanted to clean up my office, but is was going to take forever because of the Two Billion boxes laying around.
Just a Trim
Pop, six, squish, CORNBREAD
Self Awareness Week
Whisky enthusiasts should be free
this cat fooled me
Sounds like office.
System of A Down
Actually, it's more like Mr. Burns' composite illness
Come at me bro
Rare thing happens in examination hall
You're welcome for this.
Less violent video games. more tentacle porn
Snapple truly educates
Not mine but absolutely true
Back To School Time
You failed me.
I always thought she was make believe
"I quit." - "Sure you do"
..........Oh! A bite!
May cause projectile vomiting out of the ***
Milking the moob
It was my friends birthday a few months back, so I made a card of my favourite message from her to show how much I appreciate her putting up with me all these years...
Uber driver forgot to close what he was watching
Time to wipe!
Facebook is the worst
I asked the pizza guy to write a joke in the box, he did.
Best use of the camera cutout I've ever seen.
Derp! I choose you!
Jack Black & Jack White taking a black and white photo feat. Kyle Gass
Holy shiiiiit Chris... Took me a second...
Littlefoot vs Lil' Foot
Home Alone 2019
I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw what my callers might look like. Here’s uhhh... a lot of people:
Only kids born in the 1920s can read this
He watching a trailer
It is the same person
We found him
What the hell Karen
dont take my family life mod
Shet I just needed a character sheet
It better be her birthday
What’s good for the goose must be good for the gander
I’m not good at titles
All tiddies need love
Whats funnier than 24
My husband painted a smoking avocado with a machine gun. He calls it “Commandocado”
Awwwww. Wait a sec
A neighbor’s doormat
PDF has become the fastest growing religion in the world.
Damn Cookie Monster
Elder Scrolls leaked gameplay
It's time to hydrate!
It’s fine, I’m over it...
The proof we’ve been asking for!
You tell 'em!
I’d like to speak to myself, please.
I will not fail you !
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
With Disney remaking Home Alone, they should have Macaulay Culkin act as a wet bandit or the kind old man
Monsters are real.
Neigh T - Neigh T
What you gonna do now?!
He sure is.
Whats up backseat boy
VLC media player
Your mother is a printer
I think he made his point very clear
ha ha... yes
This iguanas doing a maternity photo shoot
Not all girls want to be a Disney princess
I'm also available for prostitutation in exchange for expensive gifts and money
How can those things be legal?
The ol switcharoo
This could be my autobiography
The ridiculously photogenic german police and protester
Always a silver lining