My boyfriend's friend recently got out of jail, and today is his birthday. Of course, this is the only appropriate way to wish him Happy Birthday

how to make movies the disney way

Nokia irl

Next up, granny versus carrot

Say NO to racism.

use your signals.

At the local dry cleaner

AHT AHT!

Eruption

Funfact : in the end of life we die

New Zealand zoos system

chinese is cool

Peaceful middle ages

Because video games caused all violence

Sometimes You Have To Improvise

Lets not forget Steam either

Friends helping friends

This egg looks like my skin

I've been searching for so long it's starting to get that green top

Gotta stay woke af

I feel you Chinese brotha, I feel you.

September 1st, 1939 . Hitler playing his first video games that caused him to be violent and start WW2.

Thumb rule

When honor is on the line.

D&D is the devil

This ones for you slov.

I like to think they pulled one over on the DMV

Happy international cat day!!

Cat-titude

OUTSTANDING

If you insist *starts stripping*

thanks a lot george

Fun with Passive-Agressivity

Somebody tell her...

My parents are in Heidelberg, Germany visiting a castle which is next to a fraternity house. They just sent me this pic.

Elder problems..

I have been living in a duck

wi-fi spider

Video game bad

I shower for hours

The clown

Wanted to clean up my office, but is was going to take forever because of the Two Billion boxes laying around.

Just a Trim

Pop, six, squish, CORNBREAD

Self Awareness Week

Whisky enthusiasts should be free

this cat fooled me

Sounds like office.

System of A Down

Actually, it's more like Mr. Burns' composite illness

Amazing cosplay.

Come at me bro

Rare thing happens in examination hall

You're welcome for this.

Less violent video games. more tentacle porn

Snapple truly educates

Smart guy.

Magical place

Not mine but absolutely true

Hey bro

Victory ***

Back To School Time

You failed me.

I always thought she was make believe

"I quit." - "Sure you do"

..........Oh! A bite!

May cause projectile vomiting out of the ***

roof

Milking the moob

It was my friends birthday a few months back, so I made a card of my favourite message from her to show how much I appreciate her putting up with me all these years...

Uber driver forgot to close what he was watching

Time to wipe!

Facebook is the worst

I asked the pizza guy to write a joke in the box, he did.

Chin up

Best use of the camera cutout I've ever seen.

Derp! I choose you!

Jack Black & Jack White taking a black and white photo feat. Kyle Gass

Holy shiiiiit Chris... Took me a second...

Littlefoot vs Lil' Foot

Home Alone 2019

I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw what my callers might look like. Here’s uhhh... a lot of people:

Only kids born in the 1920s can read this

He watching a trailer

STONETOSS-IS-A-NAZI DISEASE

It is the same person

We found him

What the hell Karen

dont take my family life mod

Shet I just needed a character sheet

It better be her birthday

What’s good for the goose must be good for the gander

Positive vibes

I’m not good at titles

All tiddies need love

Whats funnier than 24

Escalate

My husband painted a smoking avocado with a machine gun. He calls it “Commandocado”

Awwwww. Wait a sec

A neighbor’s doormat