Bruce-lock

That’s what that tingling sensation was all this time.

Arguing these days

I am too Ralph...

Assert dominance

Flex on them

Nerve of some people

xX Lil Wood Ǝ Xx

boomer

This train is gong to hogwarts

Genius backup

certified bruh moment

Tricky

that was very...salty

The sky is my limit

How lessons are learned

Handy in more ways than one.

REAL men!

Lasagna = Purina Cat food

What a business venture

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CVS Receipt For One Item - Oil on Canvas, 1665, artist unknown

VidEo GaMEs mAke YoU viOLeNt

Fast!

Greater good

Sooo...am I to spit this into my eye?

You're better than this, Dave.

Gotta reach my goals

At first glance my brain decided this stall was selling monkey masks

Don’t tempt me with a good time

El Mono Lisso

Every. Damn. Day. If you see a row of cars behind you, GET OVER!

ughhh what dat mouth do

Fits like a glove

This wonderful birthday card I found yesterday

Title of

Video games cause violence

My friend refused to ask for help with putting sunscreen on, this is the result.

When a new toothpaste is released

How to get kicked out of Walmart

"Watchu say Curtis?!"

Let the support commence welcome to the 2019-2020 school year

I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to try and draw what my callers look like. Here’s Ed from today:

Video games... causing violence since the dawn of society

I'm cool w stayin home for awhile. JS

Came home from work after letting the dogs roam the house uncrated...

Proof that monstrous humans live amongst us.

Oh no, I forgot the milk.

hehehe!

I just got a vasectomy today, my wife got me this to celebrate

That’s some powerful toothpaste

Do I really sound like that?

Kid Rock now looks like a middle aged accountant who likes to dress up as Kid Rock

your post

Hate this so much.

of course

TRRRRRRRRRRR SKRRRRRRRRRRR

This is ***ing facts

You could just go and like every one of my posts while your at it

Got really drunk on a Cruise last night, woke up to this photo

This hit hard.

The Caps Loch ness monster

$100 bucks on cat toys at the store and...

Muscular kitty

let's get back to minecraft

This new Olympic sport looks interesting.

That’s one way to deal with a fender bender

Want to be this clean?

Always get your tattoos drunk

Final s'nail in the coffin

Don't leave your dragonfruit with your dog

We are all equal are we?

Oh it's the cameraman

You've been friendzoned

We updated our evacuation plan at work.

Is the kid ok...?

Suboptimal routes

wholesome

Three. Take it or leave it.

The Bible.

Then who would be the modern Daedalus?

Seen at my dialysis center

I think I'll avoid bees from now on...

don't f with 50th prestige niggas

How did the DMV not catch it,?

Its just how it works plan and simple

I too take the top off my Oreos before I eat them

Please help.... Apparently we are going to die on Thursday

THE MOST AMAZING CROSS OVER

My grandma said the same thing

I’m a simple man

I showed you my boops... please respond.

crap crap crap crap crap

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This review sold me on getting some friggin Heelys!

"Oh shit" handle

A true hero in our time

Futurama was a treasure trove of comedy

ooh so lucky

My boyfriend's friend recently got out of jail, and today is his birthday. Of course, this is the only appropriate way to wish him Happy Birthday