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This train is gong to hogwarts
certified bruh moment
that was very...salty
The sky is my limit
How lessons are learned
Handy in more ways than one.
Lasagna = Purina Cat food
What a business venture
CVS Receipt For One Item - Oil on Canvas, 1665, artist unknown
VidEo GaMEs mAke YoU viOLeNt
Sooo...am I to spit this into my eye?
You're better than this, Dave.
Gotta reach my goals
At first glance my brain decided this stall was selling monkey masks
Don’t tempt me with a good time
El Mono Lisso
Every. Damn. Day. If you see a row of cars behind you, GET OVER!
ughhh what dat mouth do
Fits like a glove
This wonderful birthday card I found yesterday
Video games cause violence
My friend refused to ask for help with putting sunscreen on, this is the result.
When a new toothpaste is released
How to get kicked out of Walmart
"Watchu say Curtis?!"
Let the support commence welcome to the 2019-2020 school year
I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to try and draw what my callers look like. Here’s Ed from today:
Video games... causing violence since the dawn of society
I'm cool w stayin home for awhile. JS
Came home from work after letting the dogs roam the house uncrated...
Proof that monstrous humans live amongst us.
Oh no, I forgot the milk.
I just got a vasectomy today, my wife got me this to celebrate
That’s some powerful toothpaste
Do I really sound like that?
Kid Rock now looks like a middle aged accountant who likes to dress up as Kid Rock
Hate this so much.
This is ***ing facts
You could just go and like every one of my posts while your at it
Got really drunk on a Cruise last night, woke up to this photo
This hit hard.
The Caps Loch ness monster
$100 bucks on cat toys at the store and...
let's get back to minecraft
This new Olympic sport looks interesting.
That’s one way to deal with a fender bender
Want to be this clean?
Always get your tattoos drunk
Final s'nail in the coffin
Don't leave your dragonfruit with your dog
We are all equal are we?
Oh it's the cameraman
You've been friendzoned
We updated our evacuation plan at work.
Is the kid ok...?
Three. Take it or leave it.
Then who would be the modern Daedalus?
Seen at my dialysis center
I think I'll avoid bees from now on...
don't f with 50th prestige niggas
How did the DMV not catch it,?
Its just how it works plan and simple
I too take the top off my Oreos before I eat them
Please help.... Apparently we are going to die on Thursday
THE MOST AMAZING CROSS OVER
My grandma said the same thing
I’m a simple man
I showed you my boops... please respond.
crap crap crap crap crap
¯\_༼ •́ ͜ʖ •̀ ༽_/¯
This review sold me on getting some friggin Heelys!
"Oh shit" handle
A true hero in our time
Futurama was a treasure trove of comedy
ooh so lucky
My boyfriend's friend recently got out of jail, and today is his birthday. Of course, this is the only appropriate way to wish him Happy Birthday
how to make movies the disney way
Next up, granny versus carrot
Say NO to racism.
use your signals.
At the local dry cleaner