I was literally shitting myself.

turban outfitters

One of the guarantees of life.

Any pizza is good pizza

Uhhh... see ya!

Watch your step in my house.

A cheeky one

No for me either dawg

I’m feeling particularly lucky.

Getting what you want is easy, it's all in the presentation...

A little too far

Marvel’s got it all planned out...

I’ve been there

Some cool maths

My pleasure!

The Tinder match

Nobody crosses him and lives

Google street view car ran over a chicken who was trying to cross the road

Destiny Fulfilled

Let's be active.

its a misdemeanor

   

Now we wait

Yawns

media be like

Whomping Willow is the Best Willow

The only party decoration needed

What could have been.

Jeff Goldblum found out that my friend keeps a framed photo of him on her desk. They both seem very pleased.

Mm nice

initiated by videogames

   

Plinko

Metafore for my current mental state.

Funny conversation

title

Did we just become best friends?

Look at all the ***s they don’t give

As a lifeguard I'm down

Not Fair Mark...

Automation working for humor

Kowalski! Progress report?

Had to specify

Things that make you go hmmm

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday too youuu

This thriftstore find

pokemon guahaha

My mother in an nutshell

More like an over

Work smarter

Hologram

Narcos - Season 4

So, a bus hijacking stopped traffic... what people at the traffic decided to do?

   

I'm innocent

stay woke bois

Jesus Christ, he’s going to float away!

I've no idea if this has been posted before, but this is one the funniest things I've ever read.

Echo location

The car every single human drew in kindergarten actually exists!

K-pop

When modding is life!

I am better than you

My brother ) recently moved to Lithuania, my mother asked that he sends a picture that was "undeniably him in Europe," this is what she received.

Need a therapy human for the dog

Hostage situation

Learning experience

This Canadian street sign

Make sure you subscribe to Pamazon Prime!

Found on Facebook; United States Army new Urban Camouflage

Writing something on your to do list knowing you've already done it

autistic screeching

No one cares about your kid

I'm not paying that

Vintage roast, 1906.

Looks like a dragon keeping it's treasure

Confused, I Am

A "thank you doctor" would be nice

One of my professors used to say that photography is just capturing the moment

Rapper

LOL！ He fell asleep in this pose

These angry capsicums

my wallet is yours

Good business model

Come on Cheryl... We know

Family

Found outside a local cafe

Im in weird mood today. Lets share some feelings and stay positive <3

leave no coc unsucked

He fell right into it

The moment you realize you speak 14 languages

Mall is where the capitalism lives

hello, this is cursed

As a Californian I can definitely tell you these are facts

get hon honed

Not funny hooman

milf

say sike right now

Pilgrims

Mixed signals