My brain: don’t do it DONT DO IT

Continental breakfast

This explains why there are no birds in my birdhouse

Some people just like to blend right in.

Some people need to hear this.

Bedtime routine.

What the CRUNCHY F*$@

Save him or go to hell

Haircuts now and then.

All that effort and for what?!

Hope he gets it

Platonic

A scientific fact.

Quackulator

"I hit a dog with my car..."

T.S.J.K.R.R. King

Found my silver lining

Evil in you...

Homeless...

Ouch baby, very ouch

CCR

A dad joke for you guys

There are so many people who do this also... I couldn’t find the artist who made the comic..

Which foreign language ??

When life gets hard...

IN THE ARRRRMMS OF AN ANGEL

I'm boutta beat some ass

For Parents at their Kid's Soccer Games

Party

i’m the bass player ;-;

im a proud owner of a small peepee

thats a lot of oregano

HMM OK

When the kid asks for a new switch for his birthday

Hero

Might be a repost but still good

Clear that history preacher!

Where were we?

I was literally shitting myself.

turban outfitters

One of the guarantees of life.

Any pizza is good pizza

Uhhh... see ya!

Watch your step in my house.

A cheeky one

No for me either dawg

I’m feeling particularly lucky.

Getting what you want is easy, it's all in the presentation...

A little too far

Marvel’s got it all planned out...

I’ve been there

Some cool maths

My pleasure!

The Tinder match

Nobody crosses him and lives

Google street view car ran over a chicken who was trying to cross the road

Destiny Fulfilled

Let's be active.

its a misdemeanor

   

Now we wait

Yawns

media be like

Whomping Willow is the Best Willow

The only party decoration needed

What could have been.

Jeff Goldblum found out that my friend keeps a framed photo of him on her desk. They both seem very pleased.

Mm nice

initiated by videogames

   

Plinko

Metafore for my current mental state.

Funny conversation

title

Did we just become best friends?

Look at all the ***s they don’t give

As a lifeguard I'm down

Not Fair Mark...

Automation working for humor

Kowalski! Progress report?

Had to specify

Things that make you go hmmm

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday too youuu

This thriftstore find

pokemon guahaha

My mother in an nutshell

More like an over

Work smarter

Hologram

Narcos - Season 4

So, a bus hijacking stopped traffic... what people at the traffic decided to do?

   

I'm innocent

stay woke bois

Jesus Christ, he’s going to float away!

I've no idea if this has been posted before, but this is one the funniest things I've ever read.

Echo location

The car every single human drew in kindergarten actually exists!

K-pop

When modding is life!