A friend was on a flight and fell asleep, he woke up next to Sandra Bullock.

That’s a pretty good bang for your buck

Just a dog looking for a bone.

Tailgate at your own risk

There's no place like home

My mum just bought this...

and this is how it is done boys

Lmao

And it's gone

Fair f**king point!

Police 101

*ocean noises*

Girl with cat

Violent co-dependency everywhere

Show them some respect and you won't have to worry

Nun shell lol

Cleanup in the printer aisle!

When she holds her mighty shield.

He was not taking any chances.

But they have it.....

Perfectly lined up, mother ***er

I dare you. I double dare you, mothergnomer!

Long delays

rawr

2 minutes silence for those...

G-good boy

iPhone for sale

Pls no

Cunning

Oops didn't saw that one coming

Name's are hard

Call it gain

Dark mode for the win

And then nothing happend

The one true perspective

   

Got new Kitten, It can really fart!

geraldo de rivero

No need for no homo if it isn't gay in the first place

Checkmate libtards

Needs a second opinion

Spiderman : Kicked From Home

At least it does something now

Not the brightest idea around right now

Will you be long?

There's a saint for everything

This kid was a fart for Halloween.

.... :/

shregga

A lil something from the archives

A quote I found at a local pub .

You're forgiven Toby

Hello hooman

shit's on fire, yo

I think about this a lot

tyrone's 5'o clock free crack giveaway

Aromatherapy for those meetings

A Famous quote

Only valid today

WE SEE YOU

Late night at Hogwarts

I swear....

EVIL DEVICE

Updated old revenge idea

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I did it boys

We support you Otto!

AITA?

Catch me if you can.

I know they meant "Pawn Rising" to be this badass logo with a chess pawn holding assault rifles, but all I see is Roger from American Dad in a NRA themed story B.

Say whatever you want, this guy had balls..

BOGO Eye Patch

It’s funny because it’s true

I think you chipped a canine.

Barry Larry Terry

Great marketing!

Got a new kitten yesterday. My boxer thinks it's her baby. This is how I'm trying to work from home today

Cream of sum yung gy.

Found a quite idealistic farm on the countryside

Best interview ever

Using a hammer on a lollipop

The best things in life are simple

The kid at the bottom gets it

This sign my stepmom found at a bar

My love for guitar is invincible

Context is important

Conan O'Brienne

So powerful, to safely use it, it had to be decriminalized

I want my mommy

For Ike

It makes perfect sense

When you're able to move during cutscenes

New mission.

It took me a second to get this one

When bees go, so goes our food

Oh how our world has changed

It’s not, not delivery

And it isn’t a Shih Tzu

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