Using a hammer on a lollipop

The best things in life are simple

The kid at the bottom gets it

This sign my stepmom found at a bar

My love for guitar is invincible

Context is important

Conan O'Brienne

So powerful, to safely use it, it had to be decriminalized

I want my mommy

For Ike

It makes perfect sense

When you're able to move during cutscenes

New mission.

It took me a second to get this one

When bees go, so goes our food

Oh how our world has changed

It’s not, not delivery

And it isn’t a Shih Tzu

fgnghht

Tóth

Never forget the squad

It's always pizza time

10/10 would not recommend

Almost missed my turn to work this morning following this

Seems like a very agreeable transaction

Script of imgur user pirateninjaunicorattacksquad

Roasted

I'll just patch this aaaaand, ***.

Isekai dreams

I’ve been practicing the wrong instrument.....

After years of searching, I've finally spotted the elusive Albino UPS Truck

origin

You don't become a multibillion dollar without saving pennies wherever possible!

This makes me laugh..every single time I see it

Showing humanity a better path.

one of the most memorable baseball cards ever made.

Clowns have infested our sociert for longer than we have ever imagined

This makes me umcomfortable

"yeah, its about him again... the guy who posts memes all day"

A calendar at work

Greedy

I dont think it means-

just dont run okay?

The perfect car doesn’t exi...

Science time

Doctors hate this simple trick

Oh the humanity

I swear it's them

Physics

Morgan Freeman is such a funny guy

Oblivion mods are getting somewhere

Arthur’s Dad is an ***

Clone a willy is going to start a 3D printings service any day now.

This is like Batman leaving us !

What's wrong ?

responsibility

Poor uncle Ben

Got your back bro

The real reason they go to Hell...

Cats Looking For Forever Homes

great power

Yep, we all know them

Today I learned...

Construction sign calling out John.

Gross pay vs net pay

Science needs more funding tbh

Sir please turn that off, I’m trying to quietly have social anxiety over here.

It’s official. My number neighbor is a vampire.

Fired my groomer today

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.

I wish i had a ticket instead

Get outta here, Miley.

Cat from Denmark vs. cat from Russia after being saved from a fire

Smash Mouth’s All Star, translated to Aramaic, then translated back to English

This cat at the vet today.

The Adventures of Corn and Friends

inconcievable

I clean houses for a living. This is by far my favorite thing to dust in all the houses!

Ah Enslaved Students

nobody saw it.

Can anyone else agree?

corporate memes

Kitler

Don’t move the money

Cerberus the Puppy years

That would be so f****** awesome

Botox time !

Computer, enhance image

Travel entertainment

Game on

Enjoying life goals

Money frog is here!

The Civil War? Come on!

Uncle Joe

Result!

Behold currently! You are entirely a star child!

Escalation level 100

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Arabic phobic

Life with pets