Today I learned...

Construction sign calling out John.

Gross pay vs net pay

Science needs more funding tbh

Sir please turn that off, I’m trying to quietly have social anxiety over here.

It’s official. My number neighbor is a vampire.

Fired my groomer today

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.

I wish i had a ticket instead

Get outta here, Miley.

Cat from Denmark vs. cat from Russia after being saved from a fire

Smash Mouth’s All Star, translated to Aramaic, then translated back to English

This cat at the vet today.

The Adventures of Corn and Friends

inconcievable

I clean houses for a living. This is by far my favorite thing to dust in all the houses!

Ah Enslaved Students

nobody saw it.

Can anyone else agree?

corporate memes

Kitler

Don’t move the money

Cerberus the Puppy years

That would be so f****** awesome

Botox time !

Computer, enhance image

Travel entertainment

Game on

Enjoying life goals

Money frog is here!

The Civil War? Come on!

Uncle Joe

Result!

Behold currently! You are entirely a star child!

Escalation level 100

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

Arabic phobic

Life with pets

Ples sign and help!

when you have had enough of those mcdonald employees

This is my boy, Mosby. He likes water guns.

SOUNDS LEGIT

Billions? Why not Millions?

Later virgins

Minecraft

another one

Free kittens

Ṕ̸̈́͆̾̃̎͘ortal.exe

Short sad story ....

Poor parker ¯\__/¯

A Mischievous Cat

Subtle irony somewhere therein...

Before it was a trend

So cute, as scandinavians saying life is hard

National day of slavery abolition

At least he gets 2 Christmases.

meow

kachow!

They do EVERYTHING together, but thats just ridiculous

it be like that

Great Job

Sony just can't get their act together

Everyone rembers it, right?

Still Thinking?????

Jizz Jazz

Maybe she’s born with it...

Please Return To Jan

nice

loser

Maybe it will please our future overlords

Hits to close to home

Noface

Archie Duke shot an ostrich 'cause he was hungry

In Russia, condom wears you.

Get it right people

just a month away

Blessed

Wild Horses

We should raid the Amazon and pee on it to put out the fire

And the mirror shall tell you the truth ... photoshop fail ...

BIG IQ

Take that, Poacher ***

Recognized experts over time

Brace for impact.

Just a reminder, no need to upvote.

Hehe!

So he knew all along

I wonder if he can?

GDASGDSGDSYG

Could have stopped a franchise in its tracks

nice flex bro

JOE

This ain't Xbox

I know my 5th Amendment rights.

Same man, same

John Rick Wick Rick

Some Prague city worker figured out how to troll tourists IRL.

Paycheck vs Bills

Yup!! that’s my boss...

Glad I'm not the only one