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The type of friendship I’m looking for.

That guy ruining your life

I am taking Scooby

How to butterfly

they finally got that son of a biatch

A surprise left by the maid.

*cries in morse code*

It burns

Cosmic Cynicism

Literally

Mmm, smokey

An invoice a friend sent me from his cousins workshop.

Communism is like rain.

Someone should teach this farm about kerning

He's even more efficient than the other one...

I'm the fiya man

lets end this

I hope this isn’t true

Not specific enough

Cat jumped into hyperspace

Teleturbans

This close to have a mental breakdown

A friends cat when he was packing up for a road trip

My wife went to an Ed Sheeran concert 18 months ago and had backstage passes, should I be concerned?

manners

Underslept again.

yeet

Laziness is the key

we will have no deserters walking the earth

him and ninja

First Age is best age

swamk

Father of the year goes to...

Gimme the money

The official logo of Cannabis

that's fair

Eye massage

My sister does MMA at an all girls gym. The local kids turned up...

Turn here!

I regret trying to take a cute panorama of my dog:’/

ma boi

crush my balls, i must

Feeding the shoggoth you rescued from the void

Scuttle me on my way

These Days I Just Stroll Around In Public...I'm Literally Invisible

1 second from now....

My man doing his job

Made this a week ago. Now i really want this to be a thing.

No box is too small.

Mm doughnuts

The girl though

Still waiting for an update.

We're going!!!

A good way to start your day

The first Spider-Man to get snapped out of the Universe, TWICE

He Fresh

*angry bot noises*

Who would actually win

My Summer...

Behold Currently

Even a Stormtrooper likes to feel pretty.

as it should be

Bout to send them to the shadow realm

Tis true.

This isn’t a game doc

Further proof that Toothless is based off a cat.

Whale I drive a goldfish

Cows are god in India

Grand Theft Data

she's way too excited about it

Proof of ancient civilizations

hAnDbUrGeR

Roll tide

Typical of my wife's hometown...

Sunday service

Tasty water

Goats that won’t stop head-butting get pool noodled

My favourite picture, ever.

We've been encouraging our 7 y.o. daughter to write out her feelings in her journal when she gets upset instead of having a tantrum

“It smells like Bigfoot’s dick”

The tale of one eyed Bob

Smokey is coming for ya

Toys

No, mom, no!

Hairy boner

Hola

Looks like you can bribe the reaper with some chocolate now

I saw this on the internets so I made some color changes and painted it on a canvas for my sister-in-law's office

POV bath time.

A friend was on a flight and fell asleep, he woke up next to Sandra Bullock.

That’s a pretty good bang for your buck

Just a dog looking for a bone.

Tailgate at your own risk

There's no place like home

My mum just bought this...

and this is how it is done boys

Lmao

And it's gone

Fair f**king point!