if only he wasn’t only capable of horizontal oscillation

I support this

*boss morphs into bigger boss*

It will take over the world

I want to get Isekai'd

I mean, not wrong...

Don't forget babes.

Our roomate bought a Keurig despite us already having a coffee pot. The community was not happy.

I reject you nature

Benny knows where it's at

Every 60 seconds ...

dont be a villian

I just found inspiration in Lisbon

Nice try, officer.

Mount Everest Can’t Fly?

Idot Idot

Real OG's know

Let’s take a picture with the dog they said, it will be fun they said

Oh my

Assembly required

Oh ***.....

Always tag your friend.

Let's play

Best way to define Jiu-Jitsu.

War.. war never changes.

consent people

My friend thought The Sixth Sense was a sequel to The Fifth Element.

Dinosaurs going extinct

It’s that way

The Bigger Picture

He don’t know what’s coming

Ban pre-shredded cheese

My dad hardly sends me texts. Usually just "Mets looking good or seasons over". Today he sent me this..

My dog after I literally had to push him out of bed this morning.

The more you know

5 out of 7 people can hear this picture.

Tried to get a good picture of my dog

The short story of Frida Goman

Birds' Key Performance Indicators

Didn’t have to say it like that

Reverse Uno on Feminism

Jesus > Google

Every Thanksgiving we play drunk pictionary at my grandma's house with teams being boys vs girls. So to lift my grandma's spirits while she's sick, I drew a picture of the boys team.

were ***ed

Ironically I hated this song

Operation CASH FLOW is a go!

Why you shouldn't wait until retirement to travel

yall know whom'st've this is dedicated to

STAHP

No blame us!

Shannon Sharpe

2 very different approaches

Arby’s anyone?

charming guy vs smart girl

Gorillas always look like they’re about to meet their daughters new boyfriend

In loving memory of Butter.

Guess who's gonna be his buddy?

Bae Wolf

I believe I just witnessed Thomas The Tank Engine being kidnapped by Optimus Prime.

Glad i ain’t the only one

The oldest ever.

Anime lovers

help

I feel like a rockstar!!

Upcoming remake Dumb & Dumber

I mean it’s not an iPad but still counts

YEET

Wimbledon Tennismatch

I need to quit applying to jobs on Craigslist

cursed

Two lonely souls not destined to meet

Uncanny guessing ability!

prove me wrong!

And then there was anime

Idk if that's true

vonbaronposting

Light armor

this is the stuff we have to worry about in my town

Too much asgardian brew

Not angry, just disappointed.

Magnificent, aren't they

Thx dad

ha ha woah!

shoot

Who wants ice cream??

The backstory we've all.been waiting for but don't deserve

Well played, Chicago DOT

Dick Wolf

Is funny because cat

I'm 54 but I always set the temp in my car this way because inside I'm 12.

My boyfriend and my cat have a special bond.... I feel like the third wheel.

Give. Me. PEESHA!

It's all coming together.

Cannot posses

But what is it??

You win this round hotel.

Truly a good idea

"you're the best gf ever"

People who say the word 'folks'

Don't ruin this!