no opium this time

I'm sold

Working in a pet hotel

Yea no thanks

Mugged

Killing Time

Lol, Butt Napkins

Why Rose, why??

Sometimes the stars align

Chick-fil-A vs Popeyes

Found about 20 of these cards while cleaning out my grandfathers man cave after he passed away. Going to miss his sense of humour.

Satan himself

I just had to share it, also the girl's gonna die.

Woke meme

She don't she stupid!

Mad scientists

cursed mom

That's one smart Anon

Blue Planet

OP: MrOddJazz

But just how long is it?

Fokking Karen

Wholesome

Reading this is a punishment

I wasn't even that horny

She's a keeper that's for sure

Can't keep up sometimes :D LOL

Loopholes are great

Sorry about your balls

anon is trans

The best surveillance system out there!

Thots

Nice teamwork

Big F

Because Hemsworth it.

Smort

Why I dont let my husband handle any of our daughters paperwork for school ha

Relatable

The Future Will Never Be The Same

ahh

Tired of these cicadas keeping me up at night, time for some revenge

Ain’t that the life

Lol wut

In the bathroom at my tattoo artist's studio.

Wish never gets my orders right :D LOL

bob the builder

Uncle Rico Suave

My boss after I've spent a week pouring all my time and energy into something they no longer want

Who want to ***

Whoopsi Goldberg

I found this in my school archive from 1940

Oogie Boogie hasn't been getting the best gigs lately.

I think my husband’s going to realize I borrowed one of his extension cords

My sister wore the wrong shirt to picture day

the british empire

Forreal! No one gives shi* LOL :D

My mom sent me this today... I’ve been in glasses since I can remember

Think again.

Rage Kitty

Too old

NASA be on that good shit :D LOL

Needs some shredded clothes

FACTS!!! McDank!! :D LOL

Wife is out of town. There are no rules. Let the madness begin.

Haven't seen one in some time

why ppl so gay for jesus

I would cry D: LOL

Right over the heads of most kids

Throwback :D LOL

It is 2AM forsure :D LOL

Meetings are the worst

I can only imagine :D LOL

Stolen from Facebook.

It's a slippery slope

Welp

It must be done.

Special way

Welp

I can relate 100%

Those damn canadiens

hey guy

Jesus left the chat

Raffaello's masterpiece: "Archangel Michael vanquishing satan"

Jimmy good catch,Timmy i like your fish,Kyle what are you doing with your fish in your mouth!?

Source: have child

Yeah big brain time.

Oof

Robert Downey Sr. spotted in Paris

I want somebody to look at Me like his cat looks at him

Walking isn't difficult

STONE

Good price actually

Oh the HUMANity.

For all those wonderful new people playing WOW for the first time.

Probably that

I AM BREAD

My kid broke his headset. I woke up to this ingenuity this morning.

Oh dear

Dearly departed...

knees weak