My stomach patiently waiting for me to get off work.

Egyptology ---> archeology + Egypt ---> Study of pyramids

My son tipped the tooth fairy...

Florida now

Middle class problems.

Always go for the juggler

You have no idea what's coming.

My friend just sent me this and I can’t stop laughing

fortune teller

The classic game me and my dog play every time I step into the garden.

Just get better

There’s no such thing as a perfect face swa—

Threat eliminated

Medium rare, perfect.

This happens too much :,(

Shout out to all the friends who go to the bathroom to summon the food immediately. You da real MVP.

Hidden message in the hospital

A very good person

Procrastinate!

This cosplay

Walk down a quiet street behind a girl

Most news outlets these days

Just get a refill

Better fill it too.

My ass has been a gun-free zone since last tuesday

Belly too big

Boys we finally did it

NASA announced Pluto is now considered a planet.

Marketing game on tap

I dont know why but I need this..

MAI BIRFDAY

My friend and his art skills.

Never thought I'd be shamed by a fridge

But you're support

Bros before ho... girls

I don't think this has ever not happened in the history of mankind

Nearly got a heart attack the first time

How’s that back feeling?

Florida handles weather a bit different

That. Hit. Hard.

Improvise adapt overcome.

WinZip works on humans too

A must watch trilogy.

Walmart and chill

This guy on Twitter

Long distance relationship.

Dog saves Hoomans from trouble after dying!

I call this one the bomb

disgusting picture

I ain’t scared of no ghost

A painter painted a painter watching a paint of a painter painting the paint he's painting

He has no idea

Happens

Say yes

Found at the local newsagent

Uhm

The most powerful card

The Great Race

Death Star

I think this belongs here.

YEET

It can fly too, you know

I just needed to sew a button back onto my shirt...

...Back to you, Jim!

Spotted in Florida. Chuck Norris heading on vacation.

This will stay my favorite GIF ever

I’ll go with a large

I'm gonna pretend that I didn't read that

My mate took a picture of his dying sunflower and caught a Tim Burton still...

BRB RESCUIN LAIKA

If only the picture would wither with time

My wife is a 3rd grade teacher, this was an in class assignment today.

Real life episode of SpongeBob

New Ride

The ripped chargers one hit home

Accurate representation for the possible hurricane Dorian routes.

Saw this awhile back, here's hoping you enjoy it as much as I did

Friend's GF really loves his new shirt

Big brain time

Two pets for the price of one

I <3 your eyes

Crack that whip!

I’ll just leave this here.

Delete this right now...

all this junk food gave us one upside

>.>

A reality

An introverts dream

Oh hun, you're so silly

Gotta make sure they know what they’re doin’

I would too!

And yet...

C for holy Crap...

Cooking rice gone wrong

Not a bad idea.

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Just keep quiet...

Wink wink

Eat your heart out, FOX.

Fellow long people will know the burden