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Happy Birthday from down under
Missed some key milestones but i got this one!
Gets me every Spring haha.
Every now and then I like to remind myself why I moved from North Dakota to Seattle.
That's one way to stop him!
Why do I feel like I need this in my life?
Hope my wife doesn’t find out what I had with dinner...
That fat is pure muscle
During the credits of ‘Jurassic Park’...
This Engineering Flowchart
He is already on the right path of life
A Heartwarming Story
My friend got her horse back yesterday. Been leased for two years. Anyways. The former career returned the horse with this mosquito mask, and we thought is was hilarious.
Just a regular man haha
Teaching em young
He insisted that he DID NOT have it!
They probably had enough
Update: Hurricane Dorian
That would be craazy
I am fluent in hillbilly
Hufflepuffs come in last in everything.
It do be like that
Found on another media.
Your chips aren't safe anymore
Fresh Prince of Rhianna
Who’s the winner here?
“...or Jared Leto.”
Anon is ***ed
Worst flight ever.
At a friend's classroom
There's always a catch
Lol Why Is That True?
T-Rex was far more dangerous than the kids books let on.
SpongeBob ain't got no legs
My boyfriend's friend is visiting and learning what it's like to try to eat in our house. Sorry!
This is accurate.
Obelix so strong
Why don't they teach this stuff at school
News articles keep getting paired with the wrong images on my phone...
tO Be FaiR, yOu HaVe To hAve a veRy HiGh iQ to uNdeRstAnD ThiS mEme
Climbing with your girlfriend
*John Wick wants to know your location*
so young yet so based
16 hours, 1,108 cardboard boxes, a literal mile of tape, and the help of a few friends created the best birthday I’ve had in a long time.
Mom was right
Guess that answers that!
Just two bros doing a best friends photo session after their wives had one
Another dad joke
A poor choice of wallpaper for a bathroom.
Sad, yet true
2019 mood so far
“Oh Hello other grown-up, the business is booming. To the alcohol store we go!”
When mother tells you to not toy with your food
Kilometers Morales is Spiderman
Meritorious Wonderful Funny Cat
The face. That face says it all
And son, this is how I met your mother.
It was a funny interview
I’ll brb just gonna grab a bite
The real gamer
I want this kid to be my life coach.
It's basically meditation
You, you talkin to ME?
German Shepherd? I think We adopted a Kangaroo
Thank you fish
There are angels among us.
A silver lining for those who won less on the lottery.
Bathroom signs at donut restaurant
Well. He’s not wrong.
This is gonna be the last one folks
You can too with this simple trick
The first High- Five ever
Poor poor Daniel
My favorite one.
Fairy Tale Wedding
They mustn't know
I am going to save money for another one
Any HL users with leaked nudes?
Florida men are not born, they are made
1991 what a ***ing legend
this one hit close to home
Hasta la vista, baby
On the NEXT episode of “Forensic Files”
Bathroom at my doctors officd