He insisted that he DID NOT have it!

They probably had enough

Update: Hurricane Dorian

That would be craazy

I am fluent in hillbilly

Hufflepuffs come in last in everything.

It do be like that

All natural!

Found on another media.

Your chips aren't safe anymore

Fresh Prince of Rhianna

Who’s the winner here?

Saturday koozie

“...or Jared Leto.”

Anon is ***ed

Worst flight ever.

At a friend's classroom

There's always a catch

Lol Why Is That True?

T-Rex was far more dangerous than the kids books let on.

SpongeBob ain't got no legs

My boyfriend's friend is visiting and learning what it's like to try to eat in our house. Sorry!

This is accurate.

Obelix so strong

Seems legit

Why don't they teach this stuff at school

News articles keep getting paired with the wrong images on my phone...

tO Be FaiR, yOu HaVe To hAve a veRy HiGh iQ to uNdeRstAnD ThiS mEme

Climbing with your girlfriend

mayhaps?

*John Wick wants to know your location*

so young yet so based

16 hours, 1,108 cardboard boxes, a literal mile of tape, and the help of a few friends created the best birthday I’ve had in a long time.

Mom was right

Guess that answers that!

Just two bros doing a best friends photo session after their wives had one

Another dad joke

A poor choice of wallpaper for a bathroom.

Sad, yet true

2019 mood so far

“Oh Hello other grown-up, the business is booming. To the alcohol store we go!”

When mother tells you to not toy with your food

beautiful

Kilometers Morales is Spiderman

Meritorious Wonderful Funny Cat

I'm blue

Tanus.

The face. That face says it all

And son, this is how I met your mother.

It was a funny interview

I’ll brb just gonna grab a bite

The real gamer

I want this kid to be my life coach.

It's basically meditation

You, you talkin to ME?

German Shepherd? I think We adopted a Kangaroo

Thank you fish

There are angels among us.

A silver lining for those who won less on the lottery.

Bathroom signs at donut restaurant

Well. He’s not wrong.

This is gonna be the last one folks

You can too with this simple trick

The first High- Five ever

Poor poor Daniel

My favorite one.

Fairy Tale Wedding

They mustn't know

Shoo

I am going to save money for another one

Important Repost

Any HL users with leaked nudes?

Way cooler

Religion time

Florida men are not born, they are made

1991 what a ***ing legend

this one hit close to home

Hasta la vista, baby

On the NEXT episode of “Forensic Files”

Bathroom at my doctors officd

Nice bargain

Relatable

Well??? Is it?!?!

Dawg

I mean this coyld work

Thank you ginger-ale-official, very cool

The original ICE

Come on Rocky!

My stomach patiently waiting for me to get off work.

Egyptology ---> archeology + Egypt ---> Study of pyramids

My son tipped the tooth fairy...

Florida now

Middle class problems.

Always go for the juggler

You have no idea what's coming.

My friend just sent me this and I can’t stop laughing

fortune teller

The classic game me and my dog play every time I step into the garden.

Just get better

There’s no such thing as a perfect face swa—