Remember kids, in moderation

Interviewer: What’s your biggest struggle in the workplace? Interviewee: Sometimes I just am a bit of a perfectionist and work too hard. Interviewer Next Question:

Starting a new healthier lifestyle

Rise of the fallen.

I'm offended!

I can't even do that with my imagination...;)

My daughters first ever school photo. She was so excited for days, went in and got mugshot instead.

Cool Chinese Names.

I need to know how!

Dammit, Doreen!

Let’s have a friendly trade shall we?

Language of the gods

taking off a condom be like

Are you trying to sign in on a different computer?

Hydrohomies?

How To Pose Like This.

Facebook greentext is a new genre

My 4 y/o made me breakfast in bed

Bert looks like he's questioning the relationship

Ahahah So Cute...

Terrible indeed

Goodmorning

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Between A and B, I’d say B is more likely.

f u body

My friend.shot his first hole in one today!

Be Brave

My little cousin

Truer words were never spoken. Preach, bruh.

2 little piggy

I don’t date married women

*Laughs in capitalist*

Hrmm I see now do I

Hello Hungry, I'm Dad

Shrek It Ralph

My friend’s daughter’s homework.

Wendy's getting triggered

No Karen, I don't!

Excuse me what

I’m glad I learned that

As a boy, I agree

Peak artistic talent

Think twice before buying a 12 foot tall beach ball

You never go back

Definitely the most annoying

It’s right y’know

Invisible spiders : my only weakness

Well, turns out he was right...

Oh hell

Garlic bread is so extra

Spreading traditions wherever they go

42 is my spirit animal

Borgar nom

Any Love for M*A*S*H?

Suislide taken to the next level

Mixed signals

Right in the feels

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9 months in the mother’s womb, 12 hours of labour, 100 nights without sleep and then he looks like his Dad!!

thanks for the ride

doggo :D

Secrets of the universe

forethought

Smartest gamer ever?

Cat head

*force air from nose that dislodges a crispy booger flinging it onto a girl's hair*

Tails

Unexpectedly...

90s gamer

Work socks

We gonna die today

His greatest enemy

Printers

Tf Samsung

What a saint

No need for the aggression

***ing boomers man

Who would’ve thought

Reminds me of my ex: cute but two-faced

Relatable

Ugly ***

Sorry for caring about your feelings

Oh, what a shame.

turns out not smoking kills too

It's too much effort to make a stonecutter

How many clown can you fit in there...

4K

Drinks?

Late again.

^-_-^

Chub chub needs a hug hug

Sign at my local cofee place

Sauce is 191836 but it's not that good

There's a lot of things I'd be willing to do for $50 an hour

brush your teeth children :D

King

Anubis wears Adidas, apparently

here is the sauce b0ss

Be like literally total scared

Anon makes a fair assumption