My daughter was scheduled to be born today, so I made her a little something to mark the occasion.

Super excited to have found this not haunted locker for free on this totally normal Friday the 13th

State Farm

For all my mechanic friends out here

Meals>Front

*It was time for Thomas to go home*

Nothing’s there

There’s absolutely no way that I’m passing this class.

Is your bloodpump fractured?

Finger me

This porta potty costume

Just let me live

This had me dead

One of my old teachers does different costumes for her yearbook photo every year.

What if he played that? Zoinks!

Forgive me father, I have a confession to make.

We're what? No we're not.

Or maybe he likes it

One happy unicorn

What an inappropriate eggplant

If it was October it would be very spooky

No doubt there is an interesting story behind the name of this reno business

The pies are made with superior german apples

you can help by expanding it

Thor-Wolf-Lantern

Your mother would be proud of you

One small step for man four smaller steps for pupper kind

Bounce Houses

Some product warnings make more sense than others

My kind of exercise

“For he is the catzat haderach”

S̸͕̀͠o̷̫̊͠c̶̢̻̪̎͋͌į̸̣̾̆̀e̴̍͌͜t̸͎̪͌̂y̴̻̋͐͐ͅ

I eat flip flops

Zoom in on the tee shirt

I’m a bit concerned at the moment

Thank you Hermione. Very cool.

The future is now ....

you came to the advanced hood

bbc

Who will win?

Trouble at the Möbius Diner

There's nothing in here except Planet Sheen

Too cute to be unlucky

Anyone who has read a Stephen King novel will understand

Who's a twisted little firestarter?

Thank you very much.

Friend’s husband played a prank on her..

Happy birthday Mr Anderson

Why do i do this

wow so ***ing funny

Crap...

Science vs astrology

Poor fella.

WinZip License Included

We meet again

***s

Vlad to meet you

The truth about relationships ...

Honk, honk

Don’t you ever turn your back on boiling milk.

Someone's dad put this here.

Cat is to jump...

Animals are terrified of unnatural human magic

They had us at first half, not gonna live

Rowers be like: "stroke stroke stroke"

Kill you all! Try to stop me! Drive you crazy then kill you all.

Street art found in Edinburgh

ohai

Pooh!

Duolinguo

That's ***ed up bruh

Vacuuming

She just wants a quiet life

Indisputable proof! This is beyond science

Can anyone translate?

How dude?

@DioPepe

Last thing you see before death

Damnit! I would have taken care of it for him.

Gonna train my kids like this

Stay woke Kids

North Korean gold farmers don't fail me now

Rubbed the wrong way

Leaving empty handed

The same?

The name is Pond.

twirp

Record timing

Good ol' Mike Tyson

We never change...

Let the quiet consume

he cant hear us

dead serious

no, no

Mood swings

Should it move?

Checkmate

template the hell outta this

Apple getting ready to press the button which ***s up every iPhone 7 and below next week.

He always does this