How I discovered my wife and her co-workers were in a Fitbit activity contest.

Stealing the sun

Anon goes to Japan

nothing wrong with vegetable roleplay

"Where did I put it?"

poison

Run away!!

Toilet brush holder in an independent coffee shop

ours?

New emoji for Canadians

The heaven must be missing an angel

Feels

Ultra funny

I...

A teacher at my school today

Shoulda' known this was gonna happen, bruh.

this could actually happen

I wonder if anyone who will see this is over 19

this guy is my spirit animal

The dogs will chase you... to show their love

Tough week

straight to the point

Viruses

Public school system is broken

dodge

Stormtroopers always miss ...!

but it wasn't real

Did someone order tea ??

So this is what it has come to, huh?

Would you like cat nip or skooma?

Ah, my birthplace

Parents remodeled their kitchen, I had one request

Is called Yoga flower !

(starts humming USSR anthem)

Goodluck 'Mericans

Seriously it happens

Man-witch

Can't buy game

My personal twist on a post I saw recently.

Morning by @wawawiwacomics

I just hope it's not a repost because it's not oc

What's the point

Of course not

Mission trips IRL

Normies

Sunlight

Exploitation is no no

Attention to this endangered species

My guy Elon just did what's called a pro gamers move

Because pennies are cheaper than washers

Connect with your ancestors.

Evil takes a lot of power.

Something Really Stinks

Poo no more

Time to give up

Army doggo

Get in the line dude

The timing of this was nothing if not impeccable.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Google Translate

If u watch Godzilla backwards...

Birds Birds Birds

a conundrum

What is the farthest you've ever gone to get laid?

Portside alfredo

excuse me

Uno is number 1.

Add to the list of things I didn't know I needed

Buckle up little buddy, you're in for a show.

shit

Workplace Custom - Amending / Adding to notices around the office.

Glitterati

"Checkout my new crocs bro"

fages

This road looks strange

These games help me sharpen my edge

That ain't no hot tub

what?

Slow Laptop

car

Wish I would have seen this 3 years ago...I’m on my third child now.

It's Spooky Time!

Big funny

Good old gramps

yeet

   

I see this as an absolute win

Fellas I'm scared.

My cat is broken

It has taken a while

Isn't that right ;)

What a beautifull day

game of the year contender

banish this nibba

Had to do it to ‘em

My math professors lecture today included this

Living in the fast lane

Perks

My Favorite Day Is Aproaching!

Cheating fish