Get in the line dude

The timing of this was nothing if not impeccable.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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If u watch Godzilla backwards...

Birds Birds Birds

a conundrum

What is the farthest you've ever gone to get laid?

Portside alfredo

excuse me

Uno is number 1.

Add to the list of things I didn't know I needed

Buckle up little buddy, you're in for a show.

shit

Workplace Custom - Amending / Adding to notices around the office.

Glitterati

"Checkout my new crocs bro"

fages

This road looks strange

These games help me sharpen my edge

That ain't no hot tub

what?

Slow Laptop

car

Wish I would have seen this 3 years ago...I’m on my third child now.

It's Spooky Time!

Big funny

Good old gramps

yeet

   

I see this as an absolute win

Fellas I'm scared.

My cat is broken

It has taken a while

Isn't that right ;)

What a beautifull day

game of the year contender

banish this nibba

Had to do it to ‘em

My math professors lecture today included this

Living in the fast lane

Perks

My Favorite Day Is Aproaching!

Cheating fish

Saw this at my local coffee shop

Spot the differ.... oh wait

Chocolate Covered Bananas at the Carnival

Gets me every damn time

They just keep coming

Bug flipping me off

I thought I was seeing my soon to be bride for the first time, my brother stepped in...

To be fair, it was FABULOUS advertising/marketing.

Anon is racist

Consider their spirits lifted

Good ole Charlie Brown.

ight

they are nazis pretending to be WOC who are pretending to be nazis

scawy

Paper Towel Trauma

Watch out ladies, he’s single!

The War on Drugs is over

... And then we all went to the club!!

My glasses.

you KNOW there is alcohol in that cup!!!

pornhub is more wholesome than God himself

Duel wielding just got a whole lot more useful

Brazilia numero uno

door

No crying

Squirrel smelling dandelion

One of the best shows ever

Sky's the limit or maybe not

King of thieves

Swingin for a dinger

Missing teeth? Just close your mouth!

So like every girl ever

Pass on the left

Four

whoever kills hitler gets free asylum in argentina

One time special offer !!!

This man is against the legal sale of marijuana in his city

To the shadow realm

We need to go back, Kate

Look take a pic

My son is fundraising for the first time. This is who answered the very first door.

Movie technique

The Most Extreme level iq required

At least they give you that tiny metal blanket i guess

it be like that

Not to toot my own horn but I'm kind of a tech genius...

Guy parked wrong, shop clerks took revenge

marx-posting

big brain time

they call my dick, the sting

Mural on the wall at a local Ramen joint.

Emphasis on *sneezes*

wisdom beyond knowledge, the realization

modern crusades seems nice

R2D2 has had enough of your bullshit

Sorry Papa