Look take a pic

My son is fundraising for the first time. This is who answered the very first door.

Movie technique

The Most Extreme level iq required

At least they give you that tiny metal blanket i guess

it be like that

Not to toot my own horn but I'm kind of a tech genius...

Guy parked wrong, shop clerks took revenge

marx-posting

big brain time

they call my dick, the sting

Mural on the wall at a local Ramen joint.

Emphasis on *sneezes*

wisdom beyond knowledge, the realization

modern crusades seems nice

R2D2 has had enough of your bullshit

Sorry Papa

Baby Cop

oh you're walking towards me

Halseys p hot tho

Alabama in one picture.

title

♬ IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!♫

Vroom vroom bby

Darth Pringle

Problem or no problem?

Upon closer inspection I realised it was a usb hub.

Today I learned Maya the Bee was cancelled because an artist put a dick carving in the background.

Can a smart person let me know what Rick is saying?

TH-R-E-E

Banana Bread

"I find your lack of faith disturbing"

I think we may have a poltergeist

N.Korea's capitalist system is the best in the world

That inappropriate moment

But also, my p ussy and my crack

Serbien muss sterbien

100% necessary.

You had one job Tallahassee

Roblox meme

*FWOOOSH

Narrative nonsex

this is big deal to newbies

All Set! Ready to roll

Who didn’t love pogs

Edibles sneak up on you.

Frog jumping to hyper space

Now you know!

Hire this man.

This is so true that it’s actually true

No String Shot either...

Vaping was always cool!

cool cartoon i found (:

This sign outside my local A/C repair place gives me a chuckle every time they change it

Post Stallone

JamaicanJerSunPrincess.jpg

Teachers pet

Hell seems nice

every 13 year old girl on snapchat

My grandfather turned 99 today!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47wUQZs1_NQ

The most dareing move of all!

We all scream

Found a 15 year old photo and my mom is trying to deny the fact that she used sharpie on the flash in our cats eyes.......

Biggest ooof

True ;)

Gotcha

let him get his dog back

Nice.

Tall as a bicycle

My wife confiscated this note from a student today on her first day of substitute teacher.

The autobahn does not conform to the laws of physics

Why so serious

...agger

he looks like he has the big stupid now

You can't spell "Steal" without "EA"

Masterclass from the master himself

assemble

Am jealous on NASA

Slinky porn

do american kids really all have to draw a family tree or is it just a movie thing?

What a magnificent ᴄunt

An interesting concept

Frenfrenfrenfrenfrenfren

I accidentally gave this to a cashier and couldn't figure out why she was staring at my "quarter" for so long.

When your mom alpha

doggo

Put up in my high school’s library

I'm washing my ball

Dry AF

That would suck

*In deep booming voice* "Where the fuᴄk are my nuts human?"

Way to go Chad

Life is more like a straw

I cri evritiem

Relatable

1/5 stars

Happy Anniversary to this lil tub of pineapple cottage cheese - it has now survived SEVEN years in our work fridge without being thrown out! I take a picture with it each year.

Well that was..... Unexpected.

I'll die fapping