I accidentally gave this to a cashier and couldn't figure out why she was staring at my "quarter" for so long.
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When your mom alpha
Put up in my high school’s library
I'm washing my ball
That would suck
*In deep booming voice* "Where the fuᴄk are my nuts human?"
Way to go Chad
Life is more like a straw
I cri evritiem
Happy Anniversary to this lil tub of pineapple cottage cheese - it has now survived SEVEN years in our work fridge without being thrown out! I take a picture with it each year.
Well that was..... Unexpected.
I'll die fapping
What a joker..
We're all in this together
so we don't accidentally call them
Will The Big Woman Be There?
This is either very daunting or motivational.
My liya trying to fake a fit when brought a new kitty from shelter..SO CUTE!!
Know the feeling you get when the middle seat is open next to you on a flight? I can beat that...
Shake and run
My fiancée's grandma got me this shirt. She doesn't know what Breaking Bad is, nor that I like it. She only knows that I'm Hispanic and "like graphics."
Still the greatest song of all time
I need this...
Only real men
But when I want to tattoo a baby suddenly *I'M* the villian
Where can I find the
Don't park in a scaffolder's spot..
I can't, I'm turning the tables
Does this ever happen to u?
You have evolved!
swedish police doing gods work
At Least He's Wearing His Warning Label
ISIS = F
oh you are a villain alright, just not a super one
Poor font choices ...
Old grandmother`s carpet
My cat Mahogany on Instagram vs IRL.
s a d
a simple OOF but quite unbreakable
When your shitty OC gets 6 upvotes, but you refuse to steal memes.
i SHIT more hours than that
My experience when everyone says "there's plenty of fish in the sea".
Now the curse will let go of him and he can finally grow old
I failed at achieving comedy
tales from the childhood of a thot destroyer
Results after a tornado hit my gated community.
Either way I want to go fishing.
Don’t have a cow, Kiss fans!
A glass half full of poison is still half full
he will be the 20 year old with 40 years of experience
It’s a bird, It’s a plane.
It hurts to look at
Those who know how to program a VCR will get this
I'd date me, I'd date me so hard.
I don't know how my roommate managed to capture this beautiful moment
Why yes, I do carry this bucket around.
For you lonely bois out there
All problems solved!
I work for a plastics company and made myself a desk friend :)
The 10 seasons of Wisconsin, according to our local news station
Sign my friend saw in Germany this morning.
Both are still lava.
Growing up is a beautiful thing
Plus getting up to go to work
Mary has a dark sense of humour
that sick fukc
Friggin’ Math Anarchists.
Peak human performance
I’m not sure where they’re going, but it must be dangerous.
how 'bout i speak to your manager karen
also: Top Ten Anime Fights
Find me a child that I might live again!
Just saw a car give birth.
Someone drew eyebrows on this dog
“Everything is a weapon” - Keanu Reeves