“Everything is a weapon” - Keanu Reeves

I guess my Catholic coworker really likes my mug

I don't know if anyone watches the British baking show... but this is all I can see

rick and morty level iq required

This graffiti at my work.

Three wishes.

Birds are people too

Too dangerous to be left alive he is

The wrong haircut

Scissors beat paper @ London rally

oh my

You find love in the most unexpected places

Stay safe Alabama

Saw this while walking to work

My girlfriend’s cat looks like she’s been working the drive-thru window for too long

elemenop

*Smooch*

Relatable

You pissed John?

Poor Orange :(

My brother got a Pikachu suit and my dog attacked.

be careful ofvthe spinny bit

Sometimes you can hear paintings talk

Naptime

blessed porn

mr. anderson

absurdism

i cum myself on the edge

actually wanted to post as reaction meme sometime, but oh well

My favorite spinoff of the Coexist sticker I've seen so far

facs

))

Someone’s having a bad day

Giraffe CPR by artist Keigo

Achievment: How did we get here?

12 step programme

Just one Cornetto !

Stuck in some lava no escape from the Mellon seed

Anon jerks off

fish

Manuel

Just drink,

racist

And it worked.

Anon is an evil mastermind

Biggest a-holes alive

frog ride irl

Was going through my boyfriend’s childhood photos....this story seems a little familiar

Huge Guy

That does happen

atleast we are laughing together

What the hell is this nonsense

Can't argue...;)

Hans, get ze flammenwerfer!

It's a fake though.

Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?

Seriously, I go blind every time

Imagine Pleasant Nonsense

A current war in a picture

Jesuscares

Jesus Bro...Your Fly Is Out!

Can't stop won't stop

Not married

Emotional support clown

welcome to the Ministry of Love

College thinking in a nutshell

Every deputy at the station

Thanos isnt all that powerfull

Excuse me, wtf?

Calm down, Japan

I decorated my birth control pack

the morning mystery

Circle of life

Creepy little kids

I'm offended

Not interested in threesomes

cereal fit for a king

latest experiment in the mexican space program

The side of Japan Anime doesn't want you to see

Typical Army...chemical weapons attacks.

you've been hit by you've been struck by a Zyklon Briminal

Water supply in Italy

Conan and wife

He is speaking the language of gods

The result of one night without electricity

Cross stitching on a plane...

I had a promo code for 250 free business cards, so I made cards for my wife and I

My dumb ass thought this said SEXY

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

loong loooong man

Meet me at the other North

My wife says I look like a proud new mother.

Logic I can get behind.

how to feed your danger noodle

Time for maths.

Give blood

Don't call me daddy, call me father

Toyota doesn't want to "Promote Illegal Street Racing"

If you strike me down, I will become glass

The stages of acceptance