Write something about yourself. Try to be short and funny!
i cum myself on the edge
actually wanted to post as reaction meme sometime, but oh well
My favorite spinoff of the Coexist sticker I've seen so far
Someone’s having a bad day
Giraffe CPR by artist Keigo
Achievment: How did we get here?
12 step programme
Just one Cornetto !
Stuck in some lava no escape from the Mellon seed
Anon jerks off
And it worked.
Anon is an evil mastermind
Biggest a-holes alive
frog ride irl
Was going through my boyfriend’s childhood photos....this story seems a little familiar
That does happen
atleast we are laughing together
What the hell is this nonsense
Hans, get ze flammenwerfer!
It's a fake though.
Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?
Seriously, I go blind every time
Imagine Pleasant Nonsense
A current war in a picture
Jesus Bro...Your Fly Is Out!
Can't stop won't stop
Emotional support clown
welcome to the Ministry of Love
College thinking in a nutshell
Every deputy at the station
Thanos isnt all that powerfull
Excuse me, wtf?
Calm down, Japan
I decorated my birth control pack
the morning mystery
Circle of life
Creepy little kids
Not interested in threesomes
cereal fit for a king
latest experiment in the mexican space program
The side of Japan Anime doesn't want you to see
Typical Army...chemical weapons attacks.
you've been hit by you've been struck by a Zyklon Briminal
Water supply in Italy
Conan and wife
He is speaking the language of gods
The result of one night without electricity
Cross stitching on a plane...
I had a promo code for 250 free business cards, so I made cards for my wife and I
My dumb ass thought this said SEXY
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
loong loooong man
Meet me at the other North
My wife says I look like a proud new mother.
Logic I can get behind.
how to feed your danger noodle
Time for maths.
Don't call me daddy, call me father
Toyota doesn't want to "Promote Illegal Street Racing"
If you strike me down, I will become glass
The stages of acceptance
Woke up this morning to find that my bananas decided to hang themselves rather than be eaten.
On our way to isengard
My local Domino's is getting into fitness
They really want to send you those newsletters
Cheaters, they weren't it
it's this or the dogs, you choose
Is he melting?
She smells your dog.
Everything was fine until she appeared ...
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Nezuko Persona meme [OC]
That doesn't make sense... Oh, wait!
At least he's enjoying it in his own ways..
Maybe 2020 will be my year?
He's a heartbrreaker
Could have a lot of fun with this feature.
I am loving it
E to use your intelligence
Right to the feels
F for my boy
pornhub is a virginc confirmed