Cross stitching on a plane...

I had a promo code for 250 free business cards, so I made cards for my wife and I

My dumb ass thought this said SEXY

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

loong loooong man

Meet me at the other North

My wife says I look like a proud new mother.

Logic I can get behind.

how to feed your danger noodle

Time for maths.

Give blood

Don't call me daddy, call me father

Toyota doesn't want to "Promote Illegal Street Racing"

If you strike me down, I will become glass

The stages of acceptance

Woke up this morning to find that my bananas decided to hang themselves rather than be eaten.

On our way to isengard

My local Domino's is getting into fitness

They really want to send you those newsletters

Cheaters, they weren't it

it's this or the dogs, you choose

Is he melting?

She smells your dog.

Everything was fine until she appeared ...

Patrick relaxes

Ελλάδα νούμερο 1

Nezuko Persona meme [OC]

That doesn't make sense... Oh, wait!

At least he's enjoying it in his own ways..

Elon Johnson

Maybe 2020 will be my year?

He's a heartbrreaker

Could have a lot of fun with this feature.

I am loving it

E to use your intelligence

título

Right to the feels

Oh Chandler

F for my boy

pornhub is a virginc confirmed

We've all been making the wrong assumption.

Stalagmites don't pull this BS

Here have a McRib.

Country girls make do

Humans vs Extinction

hate it when that happens

Shakenado

When you switch difficulty

Okay Masta, let's kill da ho! Beeeeeeeetch!

Will it also seal my doom tonight

Spent 10 minutes snapping pics of my wife so she could have 'the perfect sexy Instagram photo.' When she was finally happy I asked her to return the favour. We got this beauty in one take.

When will these guys learn that we live in a society

Nice of him

Finally something I agree with

Never fall asleep in public or else...

Cat Bus

Why Education System why

Wow thats right...

Thanos flop

I exist in a state of quantum superposition in which I both love and hate memes

Gotta be ready for whatever happens

bjorng

Don't dead, open inside

we will yeet them on the streets, we will yeet them on the beaches

There living a dream

Blanche doesn't grasp the concept of homosexuality

She lookin like a snack

UNITE!

Yeah, nope.

Poor billy

Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person!

A dump , entirely

I read the news today! Ohhh boy.

This book on the counter where I get waxed...

And down the rabbit hole we go...

colour me surprised

It's bad luck for a black cat to cross your path with a tank.

Garage sale sign seen today. Wonder how she did?

Sky pupper

The sneeze.

It’s my 50th birthday today and my kids made me laugh so hard with this card - it’s funny because it true !

We need people to see this!

This made me laugh; I hope it’s not a repost.

Taxidermy done right

My dog whenever I have food

Twix being funny

That darn Karen!

My favorite mug.

You're wedding, I'm eating! Deal?

Ah yes, a god

Good thing that he has his music on

Juice Demon.

i like candles

Really helpful

Cant sleep

Are we just going to ignore that this burrito blanket looks like somebody shit the bed?

"Doctor Who" TARDIS casting

Where the hell have you been mom?

I fear greg, you should too

Coke Milk