The sneeze.

It’s my 50th birthday today and my kids made me laugh so hard with this card - it’s funny because it true !

We need people to see this!

This made me laugh; I hope it’s not a repost.

Taxidermy done right

My dog whenever I have food

Twix being funny

That darn Karen!

My favorite mug.

You're wedding, I'm eating! Deal?

Ah yes, a god

Good thing that he has his music on

Juice Demon.

i like candles

Really helpful

Cant sleep

Are we just going to ignore that this burrito blanket looks like somebody shit the bed?

"Doctor Who" TARDIS casting

Where the hell have you been mom?

I fear greg, you should too

Coke Milk

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie

At least we get orange arrows

My cat heard sirens and she knew her time was up

At least he knows what he’s signing up for

Love

Congrats man.

B*tch tells of the future

How's it feel being the tallest manlet in the world?

Trademarks ain't got nothing on M A T H

So, that's why the fish aren't biting.

Finaly we will know

Doing the Lord’s work

Not mine but wanted to share

The fox doesn’t know

Too right

The Next Logical Step

Old man Jenkins

Aww yes, I'm a motherfuᴄking ant now

Ready to go to dinner in a Chinese restaurant.

Of fun...

The Right Amount of Pasta

Cutest “designated” driver EVER

Gottem

Spotted in the wild

Asks for "extra mayo" receives a 'McCumshot', courtesy of Ronald McDonald's dick.

First post on this sub please be nice

A noine-noine

Renault Phantom

I give this a book a perfect score of 5/7.

Who the *** am I

kinky

Passive aggressive club

Oh lawd he comin'

Damn birdo

It's 2019, we need to start calling them turts

Any Resemblance to Actual Persons, Living or Dead, is Purely Coincidental

passive aggressive Alaskans

Anon asks a valid question

Fear in middle Tokyo

"Bicycles", now where's my $300k?

The terrifying power of thought

wow impressive

Isometric view best view

Me!

Next up, surprised pikachu

It be like that

He's too soft for the gym

Duck Dealer

Recently I’m returning home, for some reason the dog does not meet. I hear sounds, I go into the room and see ...

iphone 11 max power shoot

The correct way to celebrate a full moon on a Friday 13th

The cuck/man*** paradigm

Somewhere in the United Kingdom...

Fursuit Jeezy boy

Not now..

my neighbour when Im tryna sleep at 2pm

On the billboard outside our local Vet's office. I always get a chuckle as I'm driving home from work.

My daughter hates mornings, but you'd never know by looking at her.

Thought he needed a lil' Wolf Hat, so I gave him a lil' Wolf Hat.

I know that’s right

My mom sells this sticker in her store. She "didn't know what it means" and thought it looked cute.

Why I got fired

it had to be a bus

Has anyone else ever done this before?

With the news about Gamestop closing 150-200 stores to "restructure"...

Told my daughter she could have a chocolate donut, but she has to give me half. I need to be more specific next time.

True story haha

This was not thought out

Truth hurts?

Dogs are the greatest

Yoooooo

Mystery rage is real

Please consult your doctor before using

Normal day in the bathroom

Our grandmother walked in......wait what

My daughter was scheduled to be born today, so I made her a little something to mark the occasion.

Super excited to have found this not haunted locker for free on this totally normal Friday the 13th

State Farm

For all my mechanic friends out here