It’s my 50th birthday today and my kids made me laugh so hard with this card - it’s funny because it true !
We need people to see this!
This made me laugh; I hope it’s not a repost.
Taxidermy done right
My dog whenever I have food
Twix being funny
That darn Karen!
My favorite mug.
You're wedding, I'm eating! Deal?
Ah yes, a god
Good thing that he has his music on
i like candles
Are we just going to ignore that this burrito blanket looks like somebody shit the bed?
bad cropping adds to the shitpost energy
"Doctor Who" TARDIS casting
Where the hell have you been mom?
I fear greg, you should too
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie
At least we get orange arrows
My cat heard sirens and she knew her time was up
At least he knows what he’s signing up for
B*tch tells of the future
How's it feel being the tallest manlet in the world?
Trademarks ain't got nothing on M A T H
So, that's why the fish aren't biting.
Finaly we will know
Doing the Lord’s work
Not mine but wanted to share
The fox doesn’t know
The Next Logical Step
Old man Jenkins
Aww yes, I'm a motherfuᴄking ant now
Ready to go to dinner in a Chinese restaurant.
The Right Amount of Pasta
Cutest “designated” driver EVER
Spotted in the wild
Asks for "extra mayo" receives a 'McCumshot', courtesy of Ronald McDonald's dick.
First post on this sub please be nice
I give this a book a perfect score of 5/7.
Who the *** am I
Passive aggressive club
Oh lawd he comin'
It's 2019, we need to start calling them turts
Any Resemblance to Actual Persons, Living or Dead, is Purely Coincidental
passive aggressive Alaskans
Anon asks a valid question
Fear in middle Tokyo
"Bicycles", now where's my $300k?
The terrifying power of thought
Isometric view best view
Next up, surprised pikachu
It be like that
He's too soft for the gym
Recently I’m returning home, for some reason the dog does not meet. I hear sounds, I go into the room and see ...
iphone 11 max power shoot
The correct way to celebrate a full moon on a Friday 13th
The cuck/man*** paradigm
Somewhere in the United Kingdom...
Fursuit Jeezy boy
my neighbour when Im tryna sleep at 2pm
On the billboard outside our local Vet's office. I always get a chuckle as I'm driving home from work.
My daughter hates mornings, but you'd never know by looking at her.
Thought he needed a lil' Wolf Hat, so I gave him a lil' Wolf Hat.
I know that’s right
My mom sells this sticker in her store. She "didn't know what it means" and thought it looked cute.
Why I got fired
it had to be a bus
Has anyone else ever done this before?
With the news about Gamestop closing 150-200 stores to "restructure"...
Told my daughter she could have a chocolate donut, but she has to give me half. I need to be more specific next time.
True story haha
This was not thought out
Dogs are the greatest
Mystery rage is real
Please consult your doctor before using
Normal day in the bathroom
Our grandmother walked in......wait what
My daughter was scheduled to be born today, so I made her a little something to mark the occasion.
Super excited to have found this not haunted locker for free on this totally normal Friday the 13th