Told my daughter she could have a chocolate donut, but she has to give me half. I need to be more specific next time.
True story haha
This was not thought out
Truth hurts?
Dogs are the greatest
Yoooooo
Mystery rage is real
Please consult your doctor before using
Normal day in the bathroom
Our grandmother walked in......wait what
My daughter was scheduled to be born today, so I made her a little something to mark the occasion.
Super excited to have found this not haunted locker for free on this totally normal Friday the 13th
State Farm
For all my mechanic friends out here
Meals>Front
*It was time for Thomas to go home*
Nothing’s there
There’s absolutely no way that I’m passing this class.
Is your bloodpump fractured?
Finger me
This porta potty costume
Just let me live
This had me dead
One of my old teachers does different costumes for her yearbook photo every year.
What if he played that? Zoinks!
Forgive me father, I have a confession to make.
We're what? No we're not.
Or maybe he likes it
One happy unicorn
What an inappropriate eggplant
If it was October it would be very spooky
No doubt there is an interesting story behind the name of this reno business
The pies are made with superior german apples
you can help by expanding it
Thor-Wolf-Lantern
Your mother would be proud of you
One small step for man four smaller steps for pupper kind
Bounce Houses
Some product warnings make more sense than others
My kind of exercise
“For he is the catzat haderach”
S̸͕̀͠o̷̫̊͠c̶̢̻̪̎͋͌į̸̣̾̆̀e̴̍͌͜t̸͎̪͌̂y̴̻̋͐͐ͅ
I eat flip flops
Zoom in on the tee shirt
I’m a bit concerned at the moment
Thank you Hermione. Very cool.
The future is now ....
you came to the advanced hood
bbc
Who will win?
Trouble at the Möbius Diner
There's nothing in here except Planet Sheen
Too cute to be unlucky
Anyone who has read a Stephen King novel will understand
Who's a twisted little firestarter?
Thank you very much.
Friend’s husband played a prank on her..
Happy birthday Mr Anderson
Why do i do this
wow so ***ing funny
Crap...
Science vs astrology
Poor fella.
WinZip License Included
We meet again
***s
Vlad to meet you
The truth about relationships ...
Honk, honk
Don’t you ever turn your back on boiling milk.
Someone's dad put this here.
Cat is to jump...
Animals are terrified of unnatural human magic
They had us at first half, not gonna live
Rowers be like: "stroke stroke stroke"
Kill you all! Try to stop me! Drive you crazy then kill you all.
Street art found in Edinburgh
ohai
Pooh!
Duolinguo
That's ***ed up bruh
Vacuuming
She just wants a quiet life
Indisputable proof! This is beyond science
Can anyone translate?
How dude?
@DioPepe
Last thing you see before death
Damnit! I would have taken care of it for him.
Such bravery, he would go on to kill hitler
Gonna train my kids like this
Stay woke Kids
North Korean gold farmers don't fail me now
Rubbed the wrong way
Leaving empty handed
The same?
The name is Pond.
twirp
Record timing
Good ol' Mike Tyson