The Right Amount of Pasta

Cutest “designated” driver EVER

Gottem

Spotted in the wild

Asks for "extra mayo" receives a 'McCumshot', courtesy of Ronald McDonald's dick.

First post on this sub please be nice

A noine-noine

Renault Phantom

I give this a book a perfect score of 5/7.

Who the *** am I

kinky

Passive aggressive club

Oh lawd he comin'

Damn birdo

It's 2019, we need to start calling them turts

Any Resemblance to Actual Persons, Living or Dead, is Purely Coincidental

passive aggressive Alaskans

Anon asks a valid question

Fear in middle Tokyo

"Bicycles", now where's my $300k?

The terrifying power of thought

wow impressive

Isometric view best view

Me!

Next up, surprised pikachu

It be like that

He's too soft for the gym

Duck Dealer

Recently I’m returning home, for some reason the dog does not meet. I hear sounds, I go into the room and see ...

iphone 11 max power shoot

The correct way to celebrate a full moon on a Friday 13th

The cuck/man*** paradigm

Somewhere in the United Kingdom...

Fursuit Jeezy boy

Not now..

my neighbour when Im tryna sleep at 2pm

On the billboard outside our local Vet's office. I always get a chuckle as I'm driving home from work.

My daughter hates mornings, but you'd never know by looking at her.

Thought he needed a lil' Wolf Hat, so I gave him a lil' Wolf Hat.

I know that’s right

My mom sells this sticker in her store. She "didn't know what it means" and thought it looked cute.

Why I got fired

it had to be a bus

Has anyone else ever done this before?

With the news about Gamestop closing 150-200 stores to "restructure"...

Told my daughter she could have a chocolate donut, but she has to give me half. I need to be more specific next time.

True story haha

This was not thought out

Truth hurts?

Dogs are the greatest

Yoooooo

Mystery rage is real

Please consult your doctor before using

Normal day in the bathroom

Our grandmother walked in......wait what

My daughter was scheduled to be born today, so I made her a little something to mark the occasion.

Super excited to have found this not haunted locker for free on this totally normal Friday the 13th

State Farm

For all my mechanic friends out here

Meals>Front

*It was time for Thomas to go home*

Nothing’s there

There’s absolutely no way that I’m passing this class.

Is your bloodpump fractured?

Finger me

This porta potty costume

Just let me live

This had me dead

One of my old teachers does different costumes for her yearbook photo every year.

What if he played that? Zoinks!

Forgive me father, I have a confession to make.

We're what? No we're not.

Or maybe he likes it

One happy unicorn

What an inappropriate eggplant

If it was October it would be very spooky

No doubt there is an interesting story behind the name of this reno business

The pies are made with superior german apples

you can help by expanding it

Thor-Wolf-Lantern

Your mother would be proud of you

One small step for man four smaller steps for pupper kind

Bounce Houses

Some product warnings make more sense than others

My kind of exercise

“For he is the catzat haderach”

S̸͕̀͠o̷̫̊͠c̶̢̻̪̎͋͌į̸̣̾̆̀e̴̍͌͜t̸͎̪͌̂y̴̻̋͐͐ͅ

I eat flip flops

Zoom in on the tee shirt

I’m a bit concerned at the moment

Thank you Hermione. Very cool.

The future is now ....

you came to the advanced hood

bbc

Who will win?

Trouble at the Möbius Diner

There's nothing in here except Planet Sheen

Too cute to be unlucky

Anyone who has read a Stephen King novel will understand

Who's a twisted little firestarter?