Will it also seal my doom tonight

Spent 10 minutes snapping pics of my wife so she could have 'the perfect sexy Instagram photo.' When she was finally happy I asked her to return the favour. We got this beauty in one take.

When will these guys learn that we live in a society

Nice of him

Finally something I agree with

Never fall asleep in public or else...

Cat Bus

Why Education System why

Wow thats right...

Thanos flop

I exist in a state of quantum superposition in which I both love and hate memes

Gotta be ready for whatever happens

bjorng

Don't dead, open inside

we will yeet them on the streets, we will yeet them on the beaches

There living a dream

Blanche doesn't grasp the concept of homosexuality

She lookin like a snack

UNITE!

Yeah, nope.

Poor billy

Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person!

A dump , entirely

I read the news today! Ohhh boy.

This book on the counter where I get waxed...

And down the rabbit hole we go...

colour me surprised

It's bad luck for a black cat to cross your path with a tank.

Garage sale sign seen today. Wonder how she did?

Sky pupper

The sneeze.

It’s my 50th birthday today and my kids made me laugh so hard with this card - it’s funny because it true !

We need people to see this!

This made me laugh; I hope it’s not a repost.

Taxidermy done right

My dog whenever I have food

Twix being funny

That darn Karen!

My favorite mug.

You're wedding, I'm eating! Deal?

Ah yes, a god

Good thing that he has his music on

Juice Demon.

i like candles

Really helpful

Cant sleep

Are we just going to ignore that this burrito blanket looks like somebody shit the bed?

"Doctor Who" TARDIS casting

Where the hell have you been mom?

I fear greg, you should too

Coke Milk

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie

At least we get orange arrows

My cat heard sirens and she knew her time was up

At least he knows what he’s signing up for

Love

Congrats man.

B*tch tells of the future

How's it feel being the tallest manlet in the world?

Trademarks ain't got nothing on M A T H

So, that's why the fish aren't biting.

Finaly we will know

Doing the Lord’s work

Not mine but wanted to share

The fox doesn’t know

Too right

The Next Logical Step

Old man Jenkins

Aww yes, I'm a motherfuᴄking ant now

Ready to go to dinner in a Chinese restaurant.

Of fun...

The Right Amount of Pasta

Cutest “designated” driver EVER

Gottem

Spotted in the wild

Asks for "extra mayo" receives a 'McCumshot', courtesy of Ronald McDonald's dick.

First post on this sub please be nice

A noine-noine

Renault Phantom

I give this a book a perfect score of 5/7.

Who the *** am I

kinky

Passive aggressive club

Oh lawd he comin'

Damn birdo

It's 2019, we need to start calling them turts

Any Resemblance to Actual Persons, Living or Dead, is Purely Coincidental

passive aggressive Alaskans

Anon asks a valid question

Fear in middle Tokyo

"Bicycles", now where's my $300k?

The terrifying power of thought

wow impressive

Isometric view best view

Me!

Next up, surprised pikachu

It be like that

He's too soft for the gym

Duck Dealer

Recently I’m returning home, for some reason the dog does not meet. I hear sounds, I go into the room and see ...