My dumb ass thought this said SEXY
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
loong loooong man
Meet me at the other North
My wife says I look like a proud new mother.
Logic I can get behind.
how to feed your danger noodle
Time for maths.
Give blood
Don't call me daddy, call me father
Toyota doesn't want to "Promote Illegal Street Racing"
If you strike me down, I will become glass
The stages of acceptance
Woke up this morning to find that my bananas decided to hang themselves rather than be eaten.
On our way to isengard
My local Domino's is getting into fitness
They really want to send you those newsletters
Cheaters, they weren't it
it's this or the dogs, you choose
Is he melting?
She smells your dog.
Everything was fine until she appeared ...
Patrick relaxes
Ελλάδα νούμερο 1
Nezuko Persona meme [OC]
That doesn't make sense... Oh, wait!
At least he's enjoying it in his own ways..
Elon Johnson
Maybe 2020 will be my year?
He's a heartbrreaker
Could have a lot of fun with this feature.
I am loving it
E to use your intelligence
título
Right to the feels
Oh Chandler
F for my boy
pornhub is a virginc confirmed
We've all been making the wrong assumption.
Stalagmites don't pull this BS
Here have a McRib.
Country girls make do
Humans vs Extinction
hate it when that happens
Shakenado
When you switch difficulty
Okay Masta, let's kill da ho! Beeeeeeeetch!
Will it also seal my doom tonight
Spent 10 minutes snapping pics of my wife so she could have 'the perfect sexy Instagram photo.' When she was finally happy I asked her to return the favour. We got this beauty in one take.
When will these guys learn that we live in a society
Nice of him
Finally something I agree with
Never fall asleep in public or else...
Cat Bus
Why Education System why
Wow thats right...
Thanos flop
I exist in a state of quantum superposition in which I both love and hate memes
Gotta be ready for whatever happens
bjorng
Don't dead, open inside
we will yeet them on the streets, we will yeet them on the beaches
There living a dream
Blanche doesn't grasp the concept of homosexuality
She lookin like a snack
UNITE!
Yeah, nope.
Poor billy
Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person!
A dump , entirely
I read the news today! Ohhh boy.
This book on the counter where I get waxed...
And down the rabbit hole we go...
colour me surprised
It's bad luck for a black cat to cross your path with a tank.
Garage sale sign seen today. Wonder how she did?
Sky pupper
The sneeze.
It’s my 50th birthday today and my kids made me laugh so hard with this card - it’s funny because it true !
We need people to see this!
This made me laugh; I hope it’s not a repost.
Taxidermy done right
My dog whenever I have food
Twix being funny
That darn Karen!
My favorite mug.
You're wedding, I'm eating! Deal?
Ah yes, a god
Good thing that he has his music on
Juice Demon.
i like candles
Really helpful
Cant sleep
Are we just going to ignore that this burrito blanket looks like somebody shit the bed?
"Doctor Who" TARDIS casting
Where the hell have you been mom?
I fear greg, you should too
Coke Milk
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie
At least we get orange arrows