Stuck in some lava no escape from the Mellon seed

Anon jerks off

fish

Manuel

Just drink,

racist

And it worked.

Anon is an evil mastermind

Biggest a-holes alive

frog ride irl

Was going through my boyfriend’s childhood photos....this story seems a little familiar

Huge Guy

That does happen

atleast we are laughing together

What the hell is this nonsense

Can't argue...;)

Hans, get ze flammenwerfer!

It's a fake though.

Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?

Seriously, I go blind every time

Imagine Pleasant Nonsense

A current war in a picture

Jesuscares

Jesus Bro...Your Fly Is Out!

Can't stop won't stop

Not married

Emotional support clown

welcome to the Ministry of Love

College thinking in a nutshell

Every deputy at the station

Thanos isnt all that powerfull

Excuse me, wtf?

Calm down, Japan

I decorated my birth control pack

the morning mystery

Circle of life

Creepy little kids

I'm offended

Not interested in threesomes

cereal fit for a king

latest experiment in the mexican space program

The side of Japan Anime doesn't want you to see

Typical Army...chemical weapons attacks.

you've been hit by you've been struck by a Zyklon Briminal

Water supply in Italy

Conan and wife

He is speaking the language of gods

The result of one night without electricity

Cross stitching on a plane...

I had a promo code for 250 free business cards, so I made cards for my wife and I

My dumb ass thought this said SEXY

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

loong loooong man

Meet me at the other North

My wife says I look like a proud new mother.

Logic I can get behind.

how to feed your danger noodle

Time for maths.

Give blood

Don't call me daddy, call me father

Toyota doesn't want to "Promote Illegal Street Racing"

If you strike me down, I will become glass

The stages of acceptance

Woke up this morning to find that my bananas decided to hang themselves rather than be eaten.

On our way to isengard

My local Domino's is getting into fitness

They really want to send you those newsletters

Cheaters, they weren't it

it's this or the dogs, you choose

Is he melting?

She smells your dog.

Everything was fine until she appeared ...

Patrick relaxes

Ελλάδα νούμερο 1

Nezuko Persona meme [OC]

That doesn't make sense... Oh, wait!

At least he's enjoying it in his own ways..

Elon Johnson

Maybe 2020 will be my year?

He's a heartbrreaker

Could have a lot of fun with this feature.

I am loving it

E to use your intelligence

título

Right to the feels

Oh Chandler

F for my boy

pornhub is a virginc confirmed

We've all been making the wrong assumption.

Stalagmites don't pull this BS

Here have a McRib.

Country girls make do

Humans vs Extinction

hate it when that happens

Shakenado

When you switch difficulty

Okay Masta, let's kill da ho! Beeeeeeeetch!

Will it also seal my doom tonight

Spent 10 minutes snapping pics of my wife so she could have 'the perfect sexy Instagram photo.' When she was finally happy I asked her to return the favour. We got this beauty in one take.

When will these guys learn that we live in a society