My fiancée's grandma got me this shirt. She doesn't know what Breaking Bad is, nor that I like it. She only knows that I'm Hispanic and "like graphics."

Still the greatest song of all time

Caaaaaannn do

I need this...

Only real men

But when I want to tattoo a baby suddenly *I'M* the villian

Where can I find the

Inside

Don't park in a scaffolder's spot..

I can't, I'm turning the tables

So elegant

Does this ever happen to u?

You have evolved!

swedish police doing gods work

*or celebrity

Anxiety Prime

At Least He's Wearing His Warning Label

ISIS = F

Number Neighbor

Stremf

oh you are a villain alright, just not a super one

Noobmaster69

Poor font choices ...

Old grandmother`s carpet

My cat Mahogany on Instagram vs IRL.

s a d

a simple OOF but quite unbreakable

When your shitty OC gets 6 upvotes, but you refuse to steal memes.

蒼い風がいま

i SHIT more hours than that

My experience when everyone says "there's plenty of fish in the sea".

sequel posting

kaichou

Noodle

Shosple colupis

Now the curse will let go of him and he can finally grow old

I failed at achieving comedy

tales from the childhood of a thot destroyer

Results after a tornado hit my gated community.

Either way I want to go fishing.

updated meme

Don’t have a cow, Kiss fans!

A glass half full of poison is still half full

he will be the 20 year old with 40 years of experience

It’s a bird, It’s a plane.

It hurts to look at

Those who know how to program a VCR will get this

I'd date me, I'd date me so hard.

OSHA

I don't know how my roommate managed to capture this beautiful moment

Why yes, I do carry this bucket around.

Pet Ownership

For you lonely bois out there

All problems solved!

I work for a plastics company and made myself a desk friend :)

The 10 seasons of Wisconsin, according to our local news station

Sign my friend saw in Germany this morning.

Both are still lava.

Growing up is a beautiful thing

Plus getting up to go to work

Mary has a dark sense of humour

Oh, Steve.

that sick fukc

Friggin’ Math Anarchists.

Peak human performance

I’m not sure where they’re going, but it must be dangerous.

how 'bout i speak to your manager karen

also: Top Ten Anime Fights

Find me a child that I might live again!

track

Just saw a car give birth.

Someone drew eyebrows on this dog

Fax Limitations

“Everything is a weapon” - Keanu Reeves

I guess my Catholic coworker really likes my mug

I don't know if anyone watches the British baking show... but this is all I can see

rick and morty level iq required

This graffiti at my work.

Three wishes.

Birds are people too

Too dangerous to be left alive he is

The wrong haircut

Scissors beat paper @ London rally

oh my

You find love in the most unexpected places

Stay safe Alabama

Saw this while walking to work

My girlfriend’s cat looks like she’s been working the drive-thru window for too long

elemenop

*Smooch*

Relatable

You pissed John?

Poor Orange :(

My brother got a Pikachu suit and my dog attacked.

be careful ofvthe spinny bit

Sometimes you can hear paintings talk

Naptime

blessed porn

mr. anderson

absurdism